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Best BYC Sledges

Just wondering if anyone has some new material for me to use this summer? My personal favourites include:

- (After the ball narrowly misses the edge or the batsmen is cut in half)
"Beaten like a red-headed stepchild"

- (Can be used after any crappy shot)
"I've seen a better batter in a fish'n'chip shop
 
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ok, so it is from a movie, and not even a cricket movie, but still:

"hey, i saw your wife last night. hell of a dancer. and that guy she was with, must be a close personal friend. I mean, what was he doing with her panties on his head."
 
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1st rd of the season, standing at square leg as the Under 15 coach,l here one of our players yell out:

"Has more leaves than a tree"

After a opening batsman batted for 40 overs making 20 odd.
 
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If your mate bowls you a wrong-un, when the ball is halfway down the pitch yell out "wrong-un" and smash it for six and out.
 
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Kram81;191823 said:
If your mate bowls you a wrong-un, when the ball is halfway down the pitch yell out "wrong-un" and smash it for six and out.
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i dont understand it thats just weird
 
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breeno;192026 said:
i dont understand it thats just weird
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Because you have easily picked the variation he has tried to bowl and told him about it as it is coming towards you . . then given it some punishment . . pretty simple.
 
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Kram81;192170 said:
Because you have easily picked the variation he has tried to bowl and told him about it as it is coming towards you . . then given it some punishment . . pretty simple.
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still jus stupid:eek:
 
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You illiterate homos should get a room together, it would make it easier for you to blow each other.
 
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here's one for ya: put a condom on the ball,cause this bloke is batting like a c**t.

another one:save the jaffa's for the movies.

last one: you couldn't get a bowl in a dinner set.
 
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maybe you should jus come out with a better sledge than "Wrongun" no one could possibly take you seriously, you must either have the worst sense of humour ever or your just a very sad weird person
 
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and if we're so illiterate how come we are TYPING words on a forum on which you obviously have to not be illiterate to use
 
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(when the batsmen is just poking at the ball)
he's fishing with out a licence boys someone better catch him.

i also got given a great one a few weeks ago
im playin 7th grade and im 16 <----- needs to be there for this to make any sence. A fielder has casually said to me did you play under 13's this morning. Ive played for nine years and thats the best sledge ive ever got.

cheers RG
 
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his hitting the ball like his mum hits his dad--- got that one said 2 me a few weeks ago, was pretty sad i would say.
 
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