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I found that joke that Kerry O'Keeffe told during the 2005/2006 season of test cricket.
Courtesy of Kerry O'Keefe:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can tell from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack", he says, "I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday".
Patricia looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. He says "My name is Kermit Jagger, I'm the son of Mick Jagger. It's ok, I know the bank manager". Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "sure, I have this...", and he produces a tiny pink elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink, and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll need to consult the bank manager, and disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says "There's a frog out there called Kermit Jagger, claiming to know you. He wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral (she holds up the tiny pink elephant), I mean what in the world is this?"
The Bank Manager looks back at her and says:
"Its a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone!!"
If you have got a joke don't be afraid to put it up here. It will cheer this place up a bit.
I found that joke that Kerry O'Keeffe told during the 2005/2006 season of test cricket.
Courtesy of Kerry O'Keefe:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can tell from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack", he says, "I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday".
Patricia looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. He says "My name is Kermit Jagger, I'm the son of Mick Jagger. It's ok, I know the bank manager". Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "sure, I have this...", and he produces a tiny pink elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink, and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll need to consult the bank manager, and disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says "There's a frog out there called Kermit Jagger, claiming to know you. He wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral (she holds up the tiny pink elephant), I mean what in the world is this?"
The Bank Manager looks back at her and says:
"Its a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone!!"
If you have got a joke don't be afraid to put it up here. It will cheer this place up a bit.
