Dirk Kuyt speaks out

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Dirk Kuyt speaks out

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by Patrick Smith

PS: Well Dirk, after the Magicians fantastic pre-season, which saw you take 6 wickets at 19, are you confident heading into the season?

DK: Of course I'm confident, when have I ever not been confident? I knew that once ToonArmy assembled his team that we'd be dominant and it's proved to be that.

PS: There was talk that the Magic didn't have the bowlers, especially coming from another club Captain, what do you have to say to him now?

DK: Well SouthSwans, pre-season has shown you don't need big name players to win games, you just need committed performances from the XI players and a good team performances, look what happens.

PS: Harsh words there Dirk, anything you have to say to a certain team-mate of yours?

DK: Well Patrick, now that you've mentioned it. Boncer34 is a clown, he's no good in the dressing room, he wanted to be VC but the youngsters don't look up to him, it's all about him and quite frankly it's not the attitude to have. He is a disgrace to the competition and to the name of the Magic, I hope he is traded to another club so they can have the burden he brings to the team. He kisses ToonArmy's arse all through the pre-season and wasn't even chosen to be the Vice Captain. Hack cricketers aren't often awarded with the Vice Captaincy.

PS: Rumour has it that the Magic are keen on a batsman in the comp, a star batsman at that. Can you shed any light on this?

DK: Honestly Patrick, I have no idea what you're talking about.

PS: But we've seen you in recent weeks talk about a batsman...

DK: Patrick, where did you get your journalism degree? The same place Boncer learnt to play cricket?...

PS: Thanks for your time Dirk

DK: Next time Patrick, do some research before annoying a star of my status.
 
Re: Dirk Kuyt speaks out

what a total tosser
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Re: Dirk Kuyt speaks out

Frodo;227245 said:
what a total tosser
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We don't need to know what you can fit in your mouth. Keep your personal life private...
 
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Dirk Kuyt;227230 said:
DK: Well Patrick, now that you've mentioned it. Boncer34 is a clown, he's no good in the dressing room,

Does he lack size or something?
 
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Technically I guess it's lacking in size... but he really lack in size when there's just nothing there at all?

*Not actually by me, but mentioned to me by one of the fine lovely ladies who come and give us massages after the games.

And Big Man, you'd fit right in at the Magic, I'm sure your skip over there would be interested in a trade... Boncer is up for trade @|
 
Re: Dirk Kuyt speaks out

Ahahahahahaha. Poor old DC can't go a thread without mentioning my name. My work here is done.@|:)
BTW muppet boy I'm not up for trade.
 
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