Out For A Ducking!
Sorry, couldn't resist this.
I think it was...
"Some of the most enthusiastic fielders last year were, as always, spaniels, and in order to give the batsmen more time to wade between the stumps the ball was occasionally hurled into the sea or disappeared into a female spectator's cleavage."
...that did it.
Talk about a waterlogged pitch
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Out for a ducking: the Brambles cricket match - Telegraph
Sorry, couldn't resist this.
I think it was...
"Some of the most enthusiastic fielders last year were, as always, spaniels, and in order to give the batsmen more time to wade between the stumps the ball was occasionally hurled into the sea or disappeared into a female spectator's cleavage."
...that did it.
Talk about a waterlogged pitch
.Out for a ducking: the Brambles cricket match - Telegraph
can't beat that one! Classic.