sit on my wifes lap
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A routine journey on a BEST bus last week turned into a laugh riot. The driver was very rash and braked suddenly, provoking gasps from everyone, except for a suited-booted passenger, who went ‘Oops!’ as he landed plum on the lap of a woman passenger.
He profusely apologised to the woman for his unintended gracelessness. While the lady was understanding, her husband seated next to her just took off.
“Arre majhya baikochya mandiwar basla re! (Oh, this man sat on my wife’s lap!) The embarrassed passenger pleaded his innocence, but the husband continued his tirade for 15 minutes.
The passenger’s patience finally ran out. “Okay,” he said, “Please come and sit on my wife’s lap, and then we can call it quits.” As the entire bus broke into peals of laughter, the husband was finally silenced. -Raju Parulekar
City Uncanned...
A routine journey on a BEST bus last week turned into a laugh riot. The driver was very rash and braked suddenly, provoking gasps from everyone, except for a suited-booted passenger, who went ‘Oops!’ as he landed plum on the lap of a woman passenger.
He profusely apologised to the woman for his unintended gracelessness. While the lady was understanding, her husband seated next to her just took off.
“Arre majhya baikochya mandiwar basla re! (Oh, this man sat on my wife’s lap!) The embarrassed passenger pleaded his innocence, but the husband continued his tirade for 15 minutes.
The passenger’s patience finally ran out. “Okay,” he said, “Please come and sit on my wife’s lap, and then we can call it quits.” As the entire bus broke into peals of laughter, the husband was finally silenced. -Raju Parulekar