Happy Birthday mate may you have many more and I heard the sook la la has been banned here for her potty mouth and disrespect to posters here which has been a long time coming.:)
They went all richmondesque, we've blown 6 comfortable leads in the last quarter this year and we should be currently sitting the top 4 not outside the eight.
A gentleman comes out prison after serving 35 years of incarceration and screams out "I'm free!!, I'm free!!, I'm free!!"
A little kid walks up to the man and tugs on his leg to get his attention and says "so what i'm four!"
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, they named a drink after you!”
“Really?” replies the grasshopper. “There’s a drink named Stan?”
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.
Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?"
Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
There would not have been no upset win had my stupid team kicked straight, 9 missed shots from 30 meters out or less is not good enough at all so we didn't deserve to win as for that dumbarse jake aarts wtf were you thinking mate?...That was another brain fade from a player who should not be...
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