25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

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Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

Mousey;319221 said:
************, well, Guiness World Record attempt then? Longest fantasy cricket 25 over thread ever. New category. They'll probably accept it considering what else they accept these days.
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I'm already in the Guiness Book of World Records.
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

Hopefully the sim forgets to bowl the Wizz this match. I've got 6 bowlers in the side :p we can cope without him bowling. :D

If he does bowl 5 overs

5 - 0 - 100 - 0

20 runs per over.
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

I am. First non-human to ever play First Class cricket..
 
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Mousey;319236 said:
It that so young Sir?
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It is.

I have the largest collection of metcards in the world.
 
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Mousey;319240 said:
I am. First non-human to ever play First Class cricket..
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Oh, Warney was human?

I always thought he was something else?
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

Dirk Kuyt;319238 said:
Hopefully the sim forgets to bowl the Wizz this match. I've got 6 bowlers in the side :p we can cope without him bowling. :D

If he does bowl 5 overs

5 - 0 - 100 - 0

20 runs per over.
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That would add yet another record to this already record breaking match. I sense a South Africa v. Australia, Johannesburg 2006-esque game here. Wizards to bat first make 330 Magic to chase it down.
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

Dirk Kuyt to do a Nathan Bracken and take 5-63 off his 5 overs :D

The Wizz to break Mick Lewis' (unwanted) record off half the overs!
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

Mousey;319245 said:
Interesting.
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I contacted them as a joke, not expecting a reply and they got back to me, they sent someone out to verify the metcards I had and apparently no-one else in the world has as many as me.
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

Biggie;319247 said:
He was something else.

Horny. @|
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It was only fair.

The amount of people he made horny when he bowled... he needed to get some back for himself.
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

Dirk Kuyt;319250 said:
I contacted them as a joke, not expecting a reply and they got back to me, they sent someone out to verify the metcards I had and apparently no-one else in the world has as many as me.
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No shit? 100% serious? Don;t lead me on, I'm very gullible.
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

Mousey;319256 said:
No shit? 100% serious? Don;t lead me on, I'm very gullible.
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Ah I guess it's only fair that I tell you now that I'm talking complete and utter crap.

Although I do have a large amount of metcards.
 
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Dirk Kuyt;319259 said:
Ah I guess it's only fair that I tell you now that I'm talking complete and utter crap.

Although I do have a large amount of metcards.
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Bummer. That was quite believable. Ahh well... I'm disappointed now.

I don't doubt you have lots of metcards. My brother has heaps, but I've got a pass.
 
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Mousey;319263 said:
Bummer. That was quite believable. Ahh well... I'm disappointed now.

I don't doubt you have lots of metcards. My brother has heaps, but I've got a pass.
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That's why I went for something that was believable and something that is remotely true as I do have a ton of them.

Something like 700
 
Re: 25/25 Round 6: Madrid Magic v Western Wizards @ Santiago Bernabeu

siddle2franklin;319268 said:
I throw mine out while on the train
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Yeh, you open the door with your foot, throw it out, enjoy the scenery (foot still on the door) then come and sit down again.
 
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