Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

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Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Second XI At Best;233550 said:
Question A For Effort:
Do u purposely try and make every post fit in with your "thats what she said" signature?
Because to be honest, i get more enjoyment out of saying to myself "Thats what she said!" at the end of all your posts than i do out of laughing at the sad existence that the waste of sperm such as everyonesaknowitall and sharkbite make evident for all each day@|
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waste of sperm...haha! nice one...two or three perfectly good sperms that could have got flushed down the toilet with the other 100,000 instead ended up posting for our amusement on this forum! @|
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Trev McManus is coaching Little river, don't know if we can play but Daniel B
urrows is ass. coach he played at Lara.
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Bluey Connelly;233866 said:
Big D*ck Booley has nothing on Big Les Thompson steaming in in the back garden.

Lets get on to the real challenges this season. Will Ozzy Boogs break the 1,000 pot mark by Christmas?

Will Norfolk'n chance make it down the aisle? Will he learn how to bat, bowl and field?

Will Hank Bolger come over and break his Geelong duck with the women after all these years?
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I'd like to think so, as this is his pre-season mark. Ozzy Boogs knows his in for a long summer if he hits 1000 pots before the first weekend in October :D haha
 
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Bnichols;233834 said:
Who are the most annoying team to play against? and who are the opposition players that tick you off the most?

Here at Murghie, we are very pleased that the inferior Little River are now in the division below!

They have had an arrangement of people who used to make me blow my top whilst dominating thier fragile batting line up.

Balzan, Batties, Fraser, Fletcher some bloke they call richo, who i am not sure if i have played against but he loves a chat.

They could never handle me, never will.

GO FROGS
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Murghe would be the club I hated the most. B.Nicholls , P.Grozadonovski, Orr, Watson, all a bunch of cross batting country hicks who think their sh*t don't stink when they come out to bat, only to try and put everything over the mid wicket boundary . Piss off back to the farm!!!
 
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whatdoumeanwashe;233478 said:
Z.Carroll still at modda along with fergie and caulfeild gee thats good of them two to play for nothing!!:rolleyes:

What about little river and lethbridge, whos coaching ,any pick ups?
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Trevor Mcmanus is coaching little river, dont know if he can play but his got two ass coaches ones Daniel Burrows his played at Lara, he will be a good bowler in GCA div 3
 
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Second XI At Best;233766 said:
Looks like ive just got ur measure for the time being!
Although ill shut my mouth because i might need to come visit u at work very soon, and i know how much damage you could potentially do to me there.
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if u look anything like ur picture I could do a lot of damage indeed!!!!
 
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turf101;233569 said:
Trevor Mcmanus is coaching little river, dont know if he can play but his got two ass coaches ones Daniel Burrows his played at Lara, he will be a good bowler in GCA div 3
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they both learnt there craft in between the cheeks of Lieutenant Assram ;)
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Second XI At Best;233550 said:
Question A For Effort:
Do u purposely try and make every post fit in with your "thats what she said" signature?
Because to be honest, i get more enjoyment out of saying to myself "Thats what she said!" at the end of all your posts than i do out of laughing at the sad existence that the waste of sperm such as everyonesaknowitall and sharkbite make evident for all each day@|
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The "That's what she said" is the cherry on top of a finely baked cake of comedy
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

The SwingKing;233903 said:
Murghe would be the club I hated the most. B.Nicholls , P.Grozadonovski, Orr, Watson, all a bunch of cross batting country hicks who think their sh*t don't stink when they come out to bat, only to try and put everything over the mid wicket boundary . Piss off back to the farm!!!
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So they haven't changed since i last saw them play eight years ago then!

Will never win a premiership cos you need to be able to play on turf!!!!
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

turf101;233569 said:
Trevor Mcmanus is coaching little river, dont know if he can play but his got two ass coaches ones Daniel Burrows his played at Lara, he will be a good bowler in GCA div 3
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I heard Anakie will only be fielding 2 sides with Aireys Inlet as their 'B Grade'. Anybody know of any other coaching appointments in Div 3
 
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Bnichols;233533 said:
Big year at the mighty Frogs.

Huge plus for the club to be still in the 2nd division considering that the league doesnt realise that the most sustainable way to play cricket is on matting pitches!

Cricket should be played the hard way. wicket that is. go the frogs!

Murghe for Divvy 2 premiers!
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Piss off back to the farm. You blokes deserve to be in Div 3 you all come out with your axes and cross bat the shit out of everything. Learn to play on turf and you might actually enjoy it.
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

The SwingKing;233903 said:
Murghe would be the club I hated the most. B.Nicholls , P.Grozadonovski, Orr, Watson, all a bunch of cross batting country hicks who think their sh*t don't stink when they come out to bat, only to try and put everything over the mid wicket boundary . Piss off back to the farm!!!
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Who do you play for swing king?

I get along with everyone.

My sh!t doesnt stink - doctors game me tablets to take the smell away. who are the other 3 players that you mentioned, never heard of them.

GO FROGS!
 
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The SwingKing;233577 said:
Piss off back to the farm. You blokes deserve to be in Div 3 you all come out with your axes and cross bat the shit out of everything. Learn to play on turf and you might actually enjoy it.
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Why dont you reveal yourself "The Swing King", then we can all watch you play and learn from the master how to play on turf....
 
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a for effort;233855 said:
In my imagination, after posting this, bnichols went and stole a small childs ice cream and ate in front of him, just to prove how awesome he was.

But seriously, this cannot be the real Ben Nichols
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Not only did i eat his ice cream, i stole his change too.

THats how awesome i am!

WOOO

GO FROGS
 
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Captain Coo;233579 said:
Why dont you reveal yourself "The Swing King", then we can all watch you play and learn from the master how to play on turf....
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Not saying I'm the master, far from it, but in my opinion a much more enjoyable and skillfull game to be had on turf.
 
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Bnichols;233937 said:
Not only did i eat his ice cream, i stole his change too.

THats how awesome i am!

WOOO

GO FROGS
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how's that new roller going nichols? the one you paid $200 more than the asking price for? rolled up any good hard decks yet?
oh hang on, you've always got a good hard deck ya wood chopping bunch of no hopers.
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Bnichols;233533 said:
Big year at the mighty Frogs.

Huge plus for the club to be still in the 2nd division considering that the league doesnt realise that the most sustainable way to play cricket is on matting pitches!

Cricket should be played the hard way. wicket that is. go the frogs!

Murghe for Divvy 2 premiers!
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If Hard Wicket is the way to go then why is your club so determined to boot Guild out and use their ground??

All hell will freeze over before Murghe win a Div 2 Final.
 
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gsmcc;233947 said:
how's that new roller going nichols? the one you paid $200 more than the asking price for? rolled up any good hard decks yet?
oh hang on, you've always got a good hard deck ya wood chopping bunch of no hopers.
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Does it matter if its a turf wicket or a matting deck if i am throwing down beamers to 15 year olds on dark days with red cars parked behind me?
 
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Bnichols;233948 said:
Does it matter if its a turf wicket or a matting deck if i am throwing down beamers to 15 year olds on dark days with red cars parked behind me?
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haha you bowl half track pies anyway ya chop.
what's the point bowling quick if you only bowl well for 3 overs, then bowl 10 overs of absolute trollop?

GO FROGS! CELLAR DWELLARS 08/09! WOOHOO
 
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Guys, a cricket related question kind of !! Just wondering if anyone has any concreter connections out there ?? South Barwon is upgrading their hard wicket practice facilities in the next few weeks and pretty much have every area covered, except for an expert concreter to finish off the job. Anyone with some connections in this area, let me know. Thanks.
 
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Bnichols;233834 said:
Who are the most annoying team to play against? and who are the opposition players that tick you off the most?

Here at Murghie, we are very pleased that the inferior Little River are now in the division below!

They have had an arrangement of people who used to make me blow my top whilst dominating thier fragile batting line up.

Balzan, Batties, Fraser, Fletcher some bloke they call richo, who i am not sure if i have played against but he loves a chat.

They could never handle me, never will.

GO FROGS
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It begins and ends with Geelong City CC.
 
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gca_ipl;233586 said:
Guys, a cricket related question kind of !! Just wondering if anyone has any concreter connections out there ?? South Barwon is upgrading their hard wicket practice facilities in the next few weeks and pretty much have every area covered, except for an expert concreter to finish off the job. Anyone with some connections in this area, let me know. Thanks.
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give me an ass and i'll finish off the job ;)
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Bnichols;233948 said:
Does it matter if its a turf wicket or a matting deck if i am throwing down beamers to 15 year olds on dark days with red cars parked behind me?
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This bloke is clearly not Ben Nichols and clearly winding everyone up. I would avoid responding to his posts.

We all know the status of Murgheboluc. They go pretty well for a hard wicket club and are quite well organised but until such time as they get the turf in, they will not be taken very seriously. Good on the GCA for giving them a chance by keeping them up in Div 2. They are a lot better organised than Guild-St Marys. Hope it all works out for them. Then all they need to do is get rid of that u/11 ground they use for their 3rds and 4ths. Disgraceful. How their batsmen don't win the league batting ave every year is beyond me.
 
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bangladesh_8;233537 said:
any thoughts on levi cameron from marshall...on his day he can turn a game around with his bat and make a quick fire 50 or 100 and can take a few wickets with his mediums
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we obviously see Levi training up close and personal being right next door to the great man. he pretty much trains as he plays the game. 110% !!! The only guy I have ever seen wear a long sleeve woollen jumper on a 35 degree day just to get under the skin of the opposition and for them to wonder WTF is the mater with him !! Not sure of his ability to make a quickfire 100 but he is sure quick with a comeback to any sledge that is fired his way !!
 
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Renny24;233958 said:
This bloke is clearly not Ben Nichols and clearly winding everyone up. I would avoid responding to his posts.

We all know the status of Murgheboluc. They go pretty well for a hard wicket club and are quite well organised but until such time as they get the turf in, they will not be taken very seriously. Good on the GCA for giving them a chance by keeping them up in Div 2. They are a lot better organised than Guild-St Marys. Hope it all works out for them. Then all they need to do is get rid of that u/11 ground they use for their 3rds and 4ths. Disgraceful. How their batsmen don't win the league batting ave every year is beyond me.
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And you would know would you.... ever occured to you that i like pulling the pi$$?

According to all you turf day dreamers, all us wood choppers are only good at pulling and hooking.

i give the comp 5 more years on turf then it will be forced onto mats and us woodchoppers will give you all a touch up!

GO FROGS!!!!
 
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Bnichols;233959 said:
And you would know would you.... ever occured to you that i like pulling the pi$$?

According to all you turf day dreamers, all us wood choppers are only good at pulling and hooking.

i give the comp 5 more years on turf then it will be forced onto mats and us woodchoppers will give you all a touch up!

GO FROGS!!!!
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Good on you then Ben for putting your name to the stuff that you are writing. I can tell you two things then; i) Top flight competitions such as the GCA will never become an all-hard wicket affair; especially now that tanks are in place and ii) Do your thoughts mean that the Frogs will never get a turf installed and be happy to wait for the comp to become hard-wicket based? If that's the case, I can't see you staying in Div 2 for much longer. Clearly the GCA have kept you up to give you a chance at installing turf.
 
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gca_ipl;233588 said:
we obviously see Levi training up close and personal being right next door to the great man. he pretty much trains as he plays the game. 110% !!! The only guy I have ever seen wear a long sleeve woollen jumper on a 35 degree day just to get under the skin of the opposition and for them to wonder WTF is the mater with him !! Not sure of his ability to make a quickfire 100 but he is sure quick with a comeback to any sledge that is fired his way !!
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you've obviously got a 25% chance of knowing who he is as only 4 people usually turn up for Marshall training ;)
 
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We all know the status of Murgheboluc. They go pretty well for a hard wicket club and are quite well organised but until such time as they get the turf in, they will not be taken very seriously. Good on the GCA for giving them a chance by keeping them up in Div 2. They are a lot better organised than Guild-St Marys. Hope it all works out for them. Then all they need to do is get rid of that u/11 ground they use for their 3rds and 4ths. Disgraceful. How their batsmen don't win the league batting ave every year is beyond me.[/QUOTE]


If murghie are a lot more organised then guild then how come they haven't got turf and have you been passed guild they have put in couch decks i think they are more organised then what you think.
 
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Lieutenant Assram;233587 said:
give me an ass and i'll finish off the job ;)
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Not sure how to take your signature line there champ. Are you implying that you are a fudgepacker or what are you trying to say??:confused:
 
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bats'n'balls;233965 said:
We all know the status of Murgheboluc. They go pretty well for a hard wicket club and are quite well organised but until such time as they get the turf in, they will not be taken very seriously. Good on the GCA for giving them a chance by keeping them up in Div 2. They are a lot better organised than Guild-St Marys. Hope it all works out for them. Then all they need to do is get rid of that u/11 ground they use for their 3rds and 4ths. Disgraceful. How their batsmen don't win the league batting ave every year is beyond me.
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If murghie are a lot more organised then guild then how come they haven't got turf and have you been passed guild they have put in couch decks i think they are more organised then what you think.[/QUOTE]


Guild have got a great set up! short boundaries at midwicket for our cross batters to put it on the factories roof!

WOO GO FROGS
 
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Knowa;233599 said:
Not sure how to take your signature line there champ. Are you implying that you are a fudgepacker or what are you trying to say??:confused:
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I'm Lieutenant Assram that's what i'm implying!
Most take my signature line very very well ;)
Please don't embarass yourself Knowa!
 
Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

EVERYONESaFNknowITall;233492 said:
Apparently you aren't aloud 2 fn swear on this fn shit fn forum, or you get a warning from some fn nerd kocksucker who's never had a shag.

I'm fn shiting my pants ************!
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You know that two week ban I gave you for swearing and abusing at me in your sooky PM? It's now three months.

Have a nice day. @|
 
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