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Re: Michael Pippin is a legend

Michael Pippin by far one of the best all round cricketors in Victoria, if not the world. He bowls like a mother********er, and bats like the love child of Don Bradman and Matthew Hayden. He also has one huge penis.
 
Re: Mellie is a ginger kid and should be put down.

Mellie is a ginger kid, just so that you know what to do when you are playing against mellie here are some FAQ's about ginger kids:
1) What is Gingervitis?

Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.


2) Is Gingervitis contagious?

No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.



3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?

Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.


4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?

Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.



5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.


6) Why do Ginger kids get such a bad reputation?

Ginger Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Ginger Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Ginger Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Gingers. A large numbers of Ginger Kids are nothing like them. Some Gingers have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.



7) Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?


A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".
 
Re: Grenville Cricket Association

Croca;191554 said:
really, what has happened to this thread!!!! get the talking back up boys!!!! wheres housie when ya need him to start something.
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You wanna know where housie is when you need him? Housie is off trying to pick up men.
 
Re: Housie likes men and macho girls

Even though it is clear the housie likes men, he made an exception for the very macho helen....not much difference really.
 
Re: Grenville Cricket Association

Croca;188217 said:
yes definalety woodsy... i can understand why linton gold is up there due to some handy recruits. and also ill congratulate laurie parker for his 103. keep on makin them laurie and the ladies will be chasin ya!!!

heres my odds... Rokewood $3.50 Smthyesdale $4.00 Carngham $6.00 Linton Blue $ 8.00 Carranballac $60.00 Linton Gold $80.00 Illabarook $85.00. some people will prob disagree cos i am a half wit in the cricket world
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You fellas wanna hear my odds? Michael Pippin is a legend: 100%
Michael Pippin is the best player in Vic: 100%
Michael Pippin can get ladies pregnant just by looking at them because he is that sexy: 100%
Pete Dunn smells like ass and sucks ass too: 100%
 
Re: Grenville Cricket Association

Muppet#3;192821 said:
CHOKEWOOD! CHOKEWOOD! CHOKEWOOD!
Cough, Cough, Cough.

Wasnt really suprising to see carngham beat them though acctually gee all you arrogant Linton ********s who doubted the old crocs would be swallowen nd choken on your words now! You's have all been pretty quiet havnt you's!? have you's all gone back into your shell where yous belong hey?
can give but you's certainly cant take it! once something starts not going your way you's start to sook and blame other people and thats why the parkers ended up down there. pull your act together and start acting like real men nd not like kids! you's should be ashamed speacially coz of the way you are bringing down the respectful people of the club like Trav Grigg, the Doolans, Mitchy Goold, Lann Hanson and Jack Savige!
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You ********ing muppet, rokewood dont choke, you choke on dick :)
 
Re: Grenville Cricket Association

faceoff23;188342 said:
correct you are, young muppet.
but correct me if im wrong, but was it dave parker who pounded out the dirty comments when a valley senior player left carngham and he started saying that it was un valley like. but dave if your pea brain can spare a few seconds, wasnt it you who left snake valley this year to go to linton gold. i have nothing against linton gold or any other team in the grenville league, but when you are the one making the main sledging comments and then leave like the people before you, there is such room for a little hurt. tears*
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Fellas calm down ok, cant we just get along and learn to love each other like Dave Parker loves the cock?
 
Re: Grenville Cricket Association

WOODSY;187781 said:
That is correct housie! After the huge response from my last tips i thought it was time to share sum more! i hope the readers get as much enjoyment out of this tip as the last one!:D
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Heres a love tip for yas from the master of love....stop loving the cock assholes
 
Re: Paul Wells has three balls

The next time anyone is in the change rooms with Paul Wells, take a moment to count exactly how many eggs he has in his hankie, i think u will find that it is one more than expected...possibly two more. Thats right Paul Wells was born with three balls, a rare medical condition known as threetestyocus.
 
Re: Dave Parker got Pete Dunn Pregnant?

Rumor has it that at night of cricket celebrations, Dave Parker and Pete Dunn snuck off together and got up to some very homosexual activity. Now Pete Dunn is pregnant and Dave Parker is the father, my god that is going to be one ugly and gay baby. I urge Pete Dunn to please get this monster aborted before its gayness is unleashed upon the world.
 
Re: Grenville Cricket Association

Muppet#3;192821 said:
CHOKEWOOD! CHOKEWOOD! CHOKEWOOD!
Cough, Cough, Cough.

Wasnt really suprising to see carngham beat them though acctually gee all you arrogant Linton ********s who doubted the old crocs would be swallowen nd choken on your words now! You's have all been pretty quiet havnt you's!? have you's all gone back into your shell where yous belong hey?
can give but you's certainly cant take it! once something starts not going your way you's start to sook and blame other people and thats why the parkers ended up down there. pull your act together and start acting like real men nd not like kids! you's should be ashamed speacially coz of the way you are bringing down the respectful people of the club like Trav Grigg, the Doolans, Mitchy Goold, Lann Hanson and Jack Savige!
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You're a ********head. we all know it
 
Re: Grenville Cricket Association

Seeing my love for gay sex and giving head, anyone keen? michael pippen? is that reference to mid nineties stars?? Cos if it is you may want check youre no dougt superior knowledge of spelling, grammar and all things english.



HELEN WELLS I LOVE U! How could u do this to me!!

Oh the valley rocks to
 
Re: Grenville Cricket Association

I heard all the really mad sick dudes post heaps of posts in a row. Sounds really rad man
 
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