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Shane Warne;185052 said:
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oh yeaaaah baby, the warne machine is here boys..... oh yeah baby.
NIce work Warney, keep the pics coming, feel free to fill us all in with your wealth of knowledge about the great game!!
 
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Any chicks online nerds cos the wanre machine is here babe… oh yeah. Been down rosanna a few times with my mate Mickey, I have never seen a single babe down there, come to think of it.. none of the guys have girlfriends, is everything ok at rosanna muppet? I notice Banyule got over the line, gee wiz… they can win the flag this year!!!! Got to shoot nerds, picking up a date for lunch,…. man.. what a hot bitch, might give lunch a miss a give her a flipper straight between her legs… ohh yeah babe.. im cumming
 
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Fezz;185054 said:
NIce work Warney, keep the pics coming, feel free to fill us all in with your wealth of knowledge about the great game!!

How you going fez my little friend. Love your work mate. Hang in their mate and be true to yourself cos the warne machine loves to talk to the real people out there.
I’ll tell you a little story fezz buddy, it was back in 1986, I was strolling through a town called Heidelberg west, they had a shopping centre called the Mall…, it was a beautiful summers night with the warm wind blowing through the machine’s hair …ohhhh yeahh baby, the girls like their sweethog jackets and bubble gum pants hey! Never stopped the warne machine banging a couple of westie babes in the back of loy loys Chinese restaurant , oh yeah…. The smell of the steamed dims sims when the machine did his load will never leave me…..sorry fez, back to the story! I bumped into guy from the local cricket seen named Robbo. He had big hair and big side burns, great fella…..anyhow he had this babe with him, oh yeahh , this chick was a babe….she Reminderd me of chick I had last week down in St Kilda on the bay…the warne machine was on fire, she loved me…. Ur great shane… ur funny shane… I say shut up and make the machine happy…H.J please… no worrys shane. Oh yeah baby… what a babe.
Sorry fez, got to shoot, I’ll tell the rest of the story another time little buddy. You know the drill, chins up fez!
 
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Shane Warne;185092 said:
How you going fez my little friend. Love your work mate. Hang in their mate and be true to yourself cos the warne machine loves to talk to the real people out there.
I’ll tell you a little story fezz buddy, it was back in 1986, I was strolling through a town called Heidelberg west, they had a shopping centre called the Mall…, it was a beautiful summers night with the warm wind blowing through the machine’s hair …ohhhh yeahh baby, the girls like their sweethog jackets and bubble gum pants hey! Never stopped the warne machine banging a couple of westie babes in the back of loy loys Chinese restaurant , oh yeah…. The smell of the steamed dims sims when the machine did his load will never leave me…..sorry fez, back to the story! I bumped into guy from the local cricket seen named Robbo. He had big hair and big side burns, great fella…..anyhow he had this babe with him, oh yeahh , this chick was a babe….she Reminderd me of chick I had last week down in St Kilda on the bay…the warne machine was on fire, she loved me…. Ur great shane… ur funny shane… I say shut up and make the machine happy…H.J please… no worrys shane. Oh yeah baby… what a babe.
Sorry fez, got to shoot, I’ll tell the rest of the story another time little buddy. You know the drill, chins up fez!
You shaw do know how to charm em Warney!!!! People have informed me that Robbo was a bit of a wiz himself with the girls back in the day, anway i look forward to the next entry of your life story!!
P.S - How did you know i was little?
 
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The Hawk;185047 said:
i know the the chickenman quite well.. he's carrying a little injury at the moment, he had his wings pluck on Saturday and is no longer available for west!! sad day for the hawks bread crumbs!!!

wats the go there hawk??? Has the chickenman finally left the nest after drinking with every other side in the comp on saturday night???
 
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Fezz;185100 said:
You shaw do know how to charm em Warney!!!! People have informed me that Robbo was a bit of a wiz himself with the girls back in the day, anway i look forward to the next entry of your life story!!
P.S - How did you know i was little?

of course robbo was a hit with the ladys back in the day. how could he not be with 19 chins and mullet that made rod stewart's mullet look like a bowl hair cut.
 
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Crumba, think you should stop posting on here and head off to do a bit extra before Tuesday night training, i am heading off myself to do a bit extra, that is drink a few cans after work!!!!
 
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Warnie that is gold, keep that s..t coming. Been away for the weekend wots the story with Lovey wot happened on the weekend. Not a whole lot of news about the HDCA up at Manangatang. Bingo see another fine spell by yourself on the weekend.
 
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Crumba#3;185139 said:
of course robbo was a hit with the ladys back in the day. how could he not be with 19 chins and mullet that made rod stewart's mullet look like a bowl hair cut.

i am actually posting this from hospital after i fell of me chair laughing so hard and had a brain hemerage
 
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Dog Pumpin;185141 said:
Warnie that is gold, keep that s..t coming. Been away for the weekend wots the story with Lovey wot happened on the weekend. Not a whole lot of news about the HDCA up at Manangatang. Bingo see another fine spell by yourself on the weekend.

yes it was another fine spell wasnt it snappity
 
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Dog Pumpin;185141 said:
Warnie that is gold, keep that s..t coming. Been away for the weekend wots the story with Lovey wot happened on the weekend. Not a whole lot of news about the HDCA up at Manangatang. Bingo see another fine spell by yourself on the weekend.

Hey there my little friend dog pumpkin! How they hanging little fella?
Keep up the good work champ because the community needs guys like you lending a hand for the old and unprivileged people out there little guy… keep it up pup!
How was manananatang cup pup? The Warne machine has left his mark there before…ohhh yeah baby, it was back 89 on cold but mild day puppy boy and it only took one race before the machine was in action….oh yeeeah some chick cum onto the warne machine early, and the machine doesn’t let the fans down with great display of love making in front of a couple of admiring fans!! Oh yeah… the machine is 1 win from 1 race...oh yeeeah. your properly thinking can the machine go 2 for 2! The machine does in style with beautiful blond piece….. oh yeah baby… what a fox! She ask warne machine about a wrong’n’…. u know the machine never misses with the wrong’n’ puppy boy. I give it to her around her legs and straight up middle stump…. Oh yeah.. the machine does his load and runs off to the fans!!! I can still hear the mamamatang members cheering the machine as if it was yesterday … Waaaarnnie Waaarnniie… must shoot my little friend, got a few lady friends cumming over..oh yeaaaaah.. they are f*&^king beauties pup. Remember pup, be good and true to yourself and things will cum your way like the machine … oh yeahhhhhhh
 
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Fezz;185100 said:
You shaw do know how to charm em Warney!!!! People have informed me that Robbo was a bit of a wiz himself with the girls back in the day, anway i look forward to the next entry of your life story!!
P.S - How did you know i was little?

Every1 is little to the machine my little friend!!:D :D :D
 
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Shane Warne;185294 said:
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Hey there my little friend dog pumpkin! How they hanging little fella?
Keep up the good work champ because the community needs guys like you lending a hand for the old and unprivileged people out there little guy… keep it up pup!
How was manananatang cup pup? The Warne machine has left his mark there before…ohhh yeah baby, it was back 89 on cold but mild day puppy boy and it only took one race before the machine was in action….oh yeeeah some chick cum onto the warne machine early, and the machine doesn’t let the fans down with great display of love making in front of a couple of admiring fans!! Oh yeah… the machine is 1 win from 1 race...oh yeeeah. your properly thinking can the machine go 2 for 2! The machine does in style with beautiful blond piece….. oh yeah baby… what a fox! She ask warne machine about a wrong’n’…. u know the machine never misses with the wrong’n’ puppy boy. I give it to her around her legs and straight up middle stump…. Oh yeah.. the machine does his load and runs off to the fans!!! I can still hear the mamamatang members cheering the machine as if it was yesterday … Waaaarnnie Waaarnniie… must shoot my little friend, got a few lady friends cumming over..oh yeaaaaah.. they are f*&^king beauties pup. Remember pup, be good and true to yourself and things will cum your way like the machine … oh yeahhhhhhh
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Shane Warne;185294 said:
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Hey there my little friend dog pumpkin! How they hanging little fella?
Keep up the good work champ because the community needs guys like you lending a hand for the old and unprivileged people out there little guy… keep it up pup!
How was manananatang cup pup? The Warne machine has left his mark there before…ohhh yeah baby, it was back 89 on cold but mild day puppy boy and it only took one race before the machine was in action….oh yeeeah some chick cum onto the warne machine early, and the machine doesn’t let the fans down with great display of love making in front of a couple of admiring fans!! Oh yeah… the machine is 1 win from 1 race...oh yeeeah. your properly thinking can the machine go 2 for 2! The machine does in style with beautiful blond piece….. oh yeah baby… what a fox! She ask warne machine about a wrong’n’…. u know the machine never misses with the wrong’n’ puppy boy. I give it to her around her legs and straight up middle stump…. Oh yeah.. the machine does his load and runs off to the fans!!! I can still hear the mamamatang members cheering the machine as if it was yesterday … Waaaarnnie Waaarnniie… must shoot my little friend, got a few lady friends cumming over..oh yeaaaaah.. they are f*&^king beauties pup. Remember pup, be good and true to yourself and things will cum your way like the machine … oh yeahhhhhhh
Geeeeeez, you are an absolute freak!!!! Can't wait until the next addition of the life & times of "The Machine" Hopefully you don't get left out in the stalls for too long!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Fezz;185340 said:
Geeeeeez, you are an absolute freak!!!! Can't wait until the next addition of the life & times of "The Machine" Hopefully you don't get left out in the stalls for too long!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey there my little friend fizz… your doing a fantastic job taking care of the down syndromes on your spare days off, I wish there were more of you out there wiz fiz cos the community needs people like you champ!! Just remember fizza ,The machine loves the real people and your one fizz! Thanks for the kind words earlier buddy! I could of used you last night, the machine struggled last night with a couple of red heads, oh yeah, but as usual the machine cums through in flying colours… they gave the machine a hard working over last night with a great display of stoke making…oh yeahhh they were caressing my balls through the covers for hours, the smooth soft hands they had will last with the machine forever…. Oh yeah!! the style they used was amazing… forward..back..forward..back..forward..back…oh yeah.. the machine surrenders and does his load. With a spray of love and emotion… yeah babe! The warne machine is a chick magnet wiz fiz, maybe I take you out on the town one night….. oh yeeeeaah, its just like feeding the pigeons fizz.
Must shoot little guy…. Always remember that the machine loves the real people!!
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