eddiesmith
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Re: Pre-Ashes 2010/11 Discussion thread.
But LtD you said England were going to get hammered last year as well
But LtD you said England were going to get hammered last year as well
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eddiesmith;398397 said:The lack of draws has more to do with the quality of teams visiting, Perth is one of the flattest pitches around these days, Adelaide would have been a draw last time England visited if not for Shane Warne, Sydney is usually very good for batting as is Melbourne. Brisbane depends on the weather but if the sun is out then runs will flow.
a for effort;398300 said:I'm confident that Graemme Swann would not give a flying fudge and Ricky and the lads reminding him that he was caught drink-driving, has a big chin, or is '!@#$ing #$%house' (as is the preferred taunt by the Australian wordsmiths).
This is quite true, due to our real lack of pitches that have the conditions for a large contingent of bouncers.England's batsmen are weak against the bouncing ball, I have no doubt about that.
quite the opposite, we have a bit of a fitnes coach problem at the moment because the coach seems to think the cricket team should all be built like rugby players. (possibly because he is an ex rugby coach IIRC, can't remember his name off my head)However, when your charging in on a hard Australian wicket you need to be strong, England's bowlers probably haven't lifted a weight in their life.
the only one who bothers me really on that list is bollinger ...You cannot tell me that an Australian pace attack of Bollinger, Johnson, Hilfenhaus/Harris, Hauritz and Watson is inferior to England's attack of Anderson, Onions, Broad and Swann under Australian conditions.
SteveyD;398400 said:HAving Met swann, (hes a local in the pub a few doors down to my mates house in nottingham, where my mate works... apparently is quite a regular) he is really quite funny and witty, and I really think that your ideas of verbally working over him will not really have much effect on him.
Beeswax;398399 said:But Shane Warne and OoohAaah haven't played since the beginning of 2007 and there has only been two draws in that time, even though the opposition has included South Africa, Sri Lanka and India. Your reasoning doesn't work there.
eddiesmith;398404 said:No there wasnt any draws when South Africa came last time but that was because it was Australia who played shit and South Africa won plus no games in Adelaide
As for India, actually the Adelaide Oval match was a draw and Sydney would have been if not for the greatest choke in cricket history, 3/0 in 5 balls in what was probably the last over of the day...Although looking back there was 95 overs bowled that day with no rain delays and an innings break
Sri Lanka? What a joke, they are rubbish away from home
SteveyD;398400 said:HAving Met swann, (hes a local in the pub a few doors down to my mates house in nottingham, where my mate works... apparently is quite a regular) he is really quite funny and witty, and I really think that your ideas of verbally working over him will not really have much effect on him.
This is quite true, due to our real lack of pitches that have the conditions for a large contingent of bouncers.
quite the opposite, we have a bit of a fitnes coach problem at the moment because the coach seems to think the cricket team should all be built like rugby players. (possibly because he is an ex rugby coach IIRC, can't remember his name off my head)
the only one who bothers me really on that list is bollinger ...
Beeswax;398405 said:Ohh, come on, I could say the same thing about other sides, they should have won this, they should have lost that, there isn't that many good quality sides around, who exactly do you expect to be over here drawing all these matches with Aus then, if you are going to give disclaiming 'should'ves' for matches that are wins or losses? I have already mentioned the India series one match that was a draw, that and one match against the West Indies. From what I can see despite Australia having the 'flattest pitches in the world' only Adelaide has draws recently and not exactly regularly.
The pitches may be the flattest in the world as you claim, but the results don't show it, that is the material point.
eddiesmith;398397 said:The lack of draws has more to do with the quality of teams visiting, Perth is one of the flattest pitches around these days, Adelaide would have been a draw last time England visited if not for Shane Warne, Sydney is usually very good for batting as is Melbourne. Brisbane depends on the weather but if the sun is out then runs will flow
As for Darren Pattinson, you mean that strange technical law of being born in England and being an English citizen? Yeah, well technical that one
Just because his parents moved him to Australia at a young age, he always remained English and he was far from a top player in Victorias team, he wasnt and still isnt in Victorias best side
But you are right, it would be disgraceful if people born in Australia had the nerve to come back here and want to play Test cricket, much more Australian are those born overseas who came here for a better life...
eddiesmith;398409 said:Just look at the domestic comp, Adelaide and Perth are the flattest pitches, doesnt stop teams beating them because they are quite poor, the MCG is flat, but Victoria plays attacking cricket and gets the wins
When you have poor teams it doesnt matter how flat the pitch is, but if the England batsmen apply themselves there is no reason they shouldnt make big scores on flat pitches in Australia and if both sides are making 600 which apparently Australia will every day with such a poor English bowling attack then there will be a few draws
Both teams have weak bowling lineups, add in the Aussie pitches and there should be some draws unless Australia take some risk
LIONS then DAYLIGHT;398410 said:Come on Eddie.
His younger brother is going to play for Australia in the future, so is the young brother Australian and the older English?
Basically both were bought up in Australia and are accustomed to Australian culture. Darren Pattinson probably couldn't give a fig about the English cricket team, he simply plays county cricket to pay the bills and if some geezer asks him to kit up for a test match against South Africa well, his not going to refuse is he?
Darren Pattison has no affinity with the English flag, other than he was born in England 30 odd years ago which he can't even remember.
What is Pattison's favourite AFL team?
eddiesmith;398419 said:Ryan Harris represents Deccan, he must be Indian
Darren also represents Notts as an Englishman, so what if his brother might represent Australia? He was born here, good luck to him, Darren was born in England to an English family who moved here before his brother, more than 10 years younger, was born
As for Darren being proud English, he said this well after his test debut and at a time he admitted he probably wont play for them again, got nothing to gain by saying it other than its the truth
But by your reckoning, Kevin Pietersen is more English than Darren? What a joke
Beeswax;398422 said:'Just look at the domestic comp, Adelaide and Perth are the flattest pitches, doesnt stop teams beating them because they are quite poor, the MCG is flat, but Victoria plays attacking cricket and gets the wins
When you have poor teams it doesnt matter how flat the pitch is, but if the England batsmen apply themselves there is no reason they shouldnt make big scores on flat pitches in Australia and if both sides are making 600 which apparently Australia will every day with such a poor English bowling attack then there will be a few draws
Both teams have weak bowling lineups, add in the Aussie pitches and there should be some draws unless Australia take some risks'.
How often does either team make 600?
We'll have to disagree on this one.