indianteamcaptian
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How2kill a mosquito:catch it alive,put it in bed upside down,tie its legs by thread and confirm that it will not move.then do kichu kichu in its stomach.Then d mosquito wil laugh by opening its mouth,catch its mouth n if u pour a table spoon of poison d mosquito wil die
2 sardars robbed d bank S1:we have to count d money now..To divide among our selves...! S2:tension kyu lethe mamu kal news paper me atha na...
Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SaLeSMan: PLAIN Main Dikhau? Sardar: Hawaai Jahaaj Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Dona!
Samunder kinare baithe ho,kbhi to leher aegi,Samunder kinare baithe ho,kabi to leher aegi,chupke se usme susu KAR DENA,kisiko SMELL nai aaegi
Sardar's Wife: pls don't drive the bike fast. i'm very Frightened. Sardar: if u feel Fear, u Better close ur EYES, LIKE ME..!
A girl went 2 doctor & said-my BoyFrind is a **************. Dr asked-why? She says-he kissed me. Dr kisses & asks-like this? So wat? She says-he threw my clothes. Dr-like this? So wat? She says-he had sex with me. Dr-like this? So wat? She says-then he told me that he has AIDS! Dr says-"**************"...
girl askd a plastic surgen 2 make another hole near her ass. Surgen ws surprisd & askd, why? Girl :"Business is gud,so,opening a new branch.
Man: Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Man: Woh kyon? Sardar: Kyon ki aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai yaar.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Sardar:Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Theater me naripradhan film chal rahi thi. Ek Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli: aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti? Ek sardar khada ho kar bola, DEEWAR PE SUSU.....
Sardar ko uska sasur maar raha tha Y? bcoz,his wif deliverd a baby & doctor msgd him"mubarak ho ap baap bangaye"- & he forwarded da same 2 all his freinds .
How2kill a mosquito:catch it alive,put it in bed upside down,tie its legs by thread and confirm that it will not move.then do kichu kichu in its stomach.Then d mosquito wil laugh by opening its mouth,catch its mouth n if u pour a table spoon of poison d mosquito wil die
2 sardars robbed d bank S1:we have to count d money now..To divide among our selves...! S2:tension kyu lethe mamu kal news paper me atha na...
Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SaLeSMan: PLAIN Main Dikhau? Sardar: Hawaai Jahaaj Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Dona!
Samunder kinare baithe ho,kbhi to leher aegi,Samunder kinare baithe ho,kabi to leher aegi,chupke se usme susu KAR DENA,kisiko SMELL nai aaegi
Sardar's Wife: pls don't drive the bike fast. i'm very Frightened. Sardar: if u feel Fear, u Better close ur EYES, LIKE ME..!
A girl went 2 doctor & said-my BoyFrind is a **************. Dr asked-why? She says-he kissed me. Dr kisses & asks-like this? So wat? She says-he threw my clothes. Dr-like this? So wat? She says-he had sex with me. Dr-like this? So wat? She says-then he told me that he has AIDS! Dr says-"**************"...
girl askd a plastic surgen 2 make another hole near her ass. Surgen ws surprisd & askd, why? Girl :"Business is gud,so,opening a new branch.
Man: Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Man: Woh kyon? Sardar: Kyon ki aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai yaar.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Sardar:Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Theater me naripradhan film chal rahi thi. Ek Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli: aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti? Ek sardar khada ho kar bola, DEEWAR PE SUSU.....
Sardar ko uska sasur maar raha tha Y? bcoz,his wif deliverd a baby & doctor msgd him"mubarak ho ap baap bangaye"- & he forwarded da same 2 all his freinds .
