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Oracle;206191 said:
|@ An old mate of mine from YCCC, told me that when Doutta played YCCC,
all the boys from Doutta s**t themselves when Bronca was bowling!
How can Doutta's expect to win the Premiership when their nappies are soiled?:confused:

maybe an all night marathon of watching 80's horror movies ... then Bronca wont seem so scarey

the list would go:
- Nightmare on Elm street
- Friday the 13th
- Halloween
- Hellraiser
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- Return of the Living Dead
 
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Oracle;206191 said:
|@ An old mate of mine from YCCC, told me that when Doutta played YCCC,
all the boys from Doutta s**t themselves when Bronca was bowling!
How can Doutta's expect to win the Premiership when their nappies are soiled?:confused:

maybe an all night marathon of watching 80's horror movies ... then Bronca wont seem so scarey

the list would go:
- Nightmare on Elm street
- Friday the 13th
- Halloween
- Hellraiser
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- Return of the Living Dead
 
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Oracle;206191 said:
|@ An old mate of mine from YCCC, told me that when Doutta played YCCC,
all the boys from Doutta s**t themselves when Bronca was bowling!
How can Doutta's expect to win the Premiership when their nappies are soiled?:confused:

Yes Keiren Gray was pooing his pants that day..first game up from north A and makes 54 on debut opening the batting against the big scary amazon man...very scary!!
 
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Oracle;206191 said:
|@ An old mate of mine from YCCC, told me that when Doutta played YCCC,
all the boys from Doutta s**t themselves when Bronca was bowling!
How can Doutta's expect to win the Premiership when their nappies are soiled?:confused:

Yes Keiren Gray was pooing his pants that day..first game up from north A and makes 54 on debut opening the batting against the big scary amazon man...very scary!!
 
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An old mate of mine from YCCC, told me that when Doutta played YCCC,
all the boys from Doutta s**t themselves when Bronca was bowling!
How can Doutta's expect to win the Premiership when their nappies are soiled?

Well i guess your right,so now we move onto Yarraville and Keilor,who out of those two will win the flag??? or is there someone else???

Cmon Oracle im sure that they ******** themselves as much as anyone else in the comp would.And to be honest they may be a few batsmen in the comp that do.But i guess tha same could be said about Yarraville when Green and Parry are bowling as other then Justin the other ten bats made about 60 between them and a couple were a bit jumpy.

Any quality quick bowler bowling well on a particular day will have most/all batsmen second guessing and jumping around a bit and yes Bronca is a quality bowler.So to say that a mate said they were all ********ting themselves is a bit of a throwaway comment in my opinion.

But anyway its your opinion and your entitled to it so in your opinion Oracle who are the contenders for the flag and why.

HIV
 
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An old mate of mine from YCCC, told me that when Doutta played YCCC,
all the boys from Doutta s**t themselves when Bronca was bowling!
How can Doutta's expect to win the Premiership when their nappies are soiled?

Well i guess your right,so now we move onto Yarraville and Keilor,who out of those two will win the flag??? or is there someone else???

Cmon Oracle im sure that they ******** themselves as much as anyone else in the comp would.And to be honest they may be a few batsmen in the comp that do.But i guess tha same could be said about Yarraville when Green and Parry are bowling as other then Justin the other ten bats made about 60 between them and a couple were a bit jumpy.

Any quality quick bowler bowling well on a particular day will have most/all batsmen second guessing and jumping around a bit and yes Bronca is a quality bowler.So to say that a mate said they were all ********ting themselves is a bit of a throwaway comment in my opinion.

But anyway its your opinion and your entitled to it so in your opinion Oracle who are the contenders for the flag and why.

HIV
 
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HIV RICHARDS;206212 said:
Well i guess your right,so now we move onto Yarraville and Keilor,who out of those two will win the flag??? or is there someone else???

Cmon Oracle im sure that they ******** themselves as much as anyone else in the comp would.And to be honest they may be a few batsmen in the comp that do.But i guess tha same could be said about Yarraville when Green and Parry are bowling as other then Justin the other ten bats made about 60 between them and a couple were a bit jumpy.

Any quality quick bowler bowling well on a particular day will have most/all batsmen second guessing and jumping around a bit and yes Bronca is a quality bowler.So to say that a mate said they were all ********ting themselves is a bit of a throwaway comment in my opinion.

But anyway its your opinion and your entitled to it so in your opinion Oracle who are the contenders for the flag and why.

HIV

:confused:
I wouldnt know HIV, i dont play in senior division!
Im only going on what friends of mine tell me and stories i hear on here and around the traps!
I hear Keilor are the ones to beat with Fraser, Willmott and Hutchison
YCCC are always a chance arent they? (Altough maybe carrying a few?)
Doutta's according to a few on this thread are chokers!
Dont know mate too close too call!
 
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HIV RICHARDS;206212 said:
Well i guess your right,so now we move onto Yarraville and Keilor,who out of those two will win the flag??? or is there someone else???

Cmon Oracle im sure that they ******** themselves as much as anyone else in the comp would.And to be honest they may be a few batsmen in the comp that do.But i guess tha same could be said about Yarraville when Green and Parry are bowling as other then Justin the other ten bats made about 60 between them and a couple were a bit jumpy.

Any quality quick bowler bowling well on a particular day will have most/all batsmen second guessing and jumping around a bit and yes Bronca is a quality bowler.So to say that a mate said they were all ********ting themselves is a bit of a throwaway comment in my opinion.

But anyway its your opinion and your entitled to it so in your opinion Oracle who are the contenders for the flag and why.

HIV

:confused:
I wouldnt know HIV, i dont play in senior division!
Im only going on what friends of mine tell me and stories i hear on here and around the traps!
I hear Keilor are the ones to beat with Fraser, Willmott and Hutchison
YCCC are always a chance arent they? (Altough maybe carrying a few?)
Doutta's according to a few on this thread are chokers!
Dont know mate too close too call!
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206205 said:
Yes Keiren Gray was pooing his pants that day..first game up from north A and makes 54 on debut opening the batting against the big scary amazon man...very scary!!

Lets not paint Keiren Gray as a brave opener - I played him in North A and he didnt get in behind many from our just above medium fasts, let alone anyone with real pace !!!

I have a feeling he will fail come finals time
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206205 said:
Yes Keiren Gray was pooing his pants that day..first game up from north A and makes 54 on debut opening the batting against the big scary amazon man...very scary!!

Lets not paint Keiren Gray as a brave opener - I played him in North A and he didnt get in behind many from our just above medium fasts, let alone anyone with real pace !!!

I have a feeling he will fail come finals time
 
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Oracle;206218 said:
:confused:
I wouldnt know HIV, i dont play in senior division!
Im only going on what friends of mine tell me and stories i hear on here and around the traps!
I hear Keilor are the ones to beat with Fraser, Willmott and Hutchison
YCCC are always a chance arent they? (Altough maybe carrying a few?)
Doutta's according to a few on this thread are chokers!
Dont know mate too close too call!

Any reason why SCCC are excluded from these discussions? Lost to YCCC, beat DSCC and washout against KCC. Just lost to YCCC in semi-last year and you could argue SCCC is stonger than last year and YCCC not as strong.
 
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Oracle;206218 said:
:confused:
I wouldnt know HIV, i dont play in senior division!
Im only going on what friends of mine tell me and stories i hear on here and around the traps!
I hear Keilor are the ones to beat with Fraser, Willmott and Hutchison
YCCC are always a chance arent they? (Altough maybe carrying a few?)
Doutta's according to a few on this thread are chokers!
Dont know mate too close too call!

Any reason why SCCC are excluded from these discussions? Lost to YCCC, beat DSCC and washout against KCC. Just lost to YCCC in semi-last year and you could argue SCCC is stonger than last year and YCCC not as strong.
 
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Javid Miandmum;206236 said:
Any reason why SCCC are excluded from these discussions? Lost to YCCC, beat DSCC and washout against KCC. Just lost to YCCC in semi-last year and you could argue SCCC is stonger than last year and YCCC not as strong.

Big wrap for South Caulfield, best keeper/batsman in the comp in Simpson, great opening bowlers Sager/Gouz, and Ash Russell on his day is as good as anyone. And also Mrs Russell is most lovely scorer in the competition!!
There concern is there bottom 4 or 5 players though!!
 
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Javid Miandmum;206236 said:
Any reason why SCCC are excluded from these discussions? Lost to YCCC, beat DSCC and washout against KCC. Just lost to YCCC in semi-last year and you could argue SCCC is stonger than last year and YCCC not as strong.

Big wrap for South Caulfield, best keeper/batsman in the comp in Simpson, great opening bowlers Sager/Gouz, and Ash Russell on his day is as good as anyone. And also Mrs Russell is most lovely scorer in the competition!!
There concern is there bottom 4 or 5 players though!!
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206242 said:
Big wrap for South Caulfield, best keeper/batsman in the comp in Simpson, great opening bowlers Sager/Gouz, and Ash Russell on his day is as good as anyone. And also Mrs Russell is most lovely scorer in the competition!!
There concern is there bottom 4 or 5 players though!!

I would have thought a similair concern for YCCC, DSCC and KCC....
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206242 said:
Big wrap for South Caulfield, best keeper/batsman in the comp in Simpson, great opening bowlers Sager/Gouz, and Ash Russell on his day is as good as anyone. And also Mrs Russell is most lovely scorer in the competition!!
There concern is there bottom 4 or 5 players though!!

I would have thought a similair concern for YCCC, DSCC and KCC....
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206242 said:
Big wrap for South Caulfield, best keeper/batsman in the comp in Simpson, great opening bowlers Sager/Gouz, and Ash Russell on his day is as good as anyone. And also Mrs Russell is most lovely scorer in the competition!!
There concern is there bottom 4 or 5 players though!!

What about that lovely girl from Yaraville Club?|@
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206242 said:
Big wrap for South Caulfield, best keeper/batsman in the comp in Simpson, great opening bowlers Sager/Gouz, and Ash Russell on his day is as good as anyone. And also Mrs Russell is most lovely scorer in the competition!!
There concern is there bottom 4 or 5 players though!!

What about that lovely girl from Yaraville Club?|@
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206248 said:
ZOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE.....ZOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE

On my way to Bentleigh, a couple of weeks ago, I called in at South Caulfield V Doutta.

I noticed there was a very small person trying to impersonate a wicket keeper.

Who is he? How does he get a game?

Was the dwarf throwing championships postponed that day?
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206248 said:
ZOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE.....ZOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE

On my way to Bentleigh, a couple of weeks ago, I called in at South Caulfield V Doutta.

I noticed there was a very small person trying to impersonate a wicket keeper.

Who is he? How does he get a game?

Was the dwarf throwing championships postponed that day?
 
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Vicious and Well Directed;206263 said:
I think Javid is referring to the bottom 3-5 players at each club not being up to it.

Oh thanks mate ..i had no idea thats what he meant, was just wondering if he had anything to back up his statement??
 
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Vicious and Well Directed;206263 said:
I think Javid is referring to the bottom 3-5 players at each club not being up to it.

Oh thanks mate ..i had no idea thats what he meant, was just wondering if he had anything to back up his statement??
 
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Gary Mac Hates The North;206262 said:
On my way to Bentleigh, a couple of weeks ago, I called in at South Caulfield V Doutta.

I noticed there was a very small person trying to impersonate a wicket keeper.

Who is he? How does he get a game?

Was the dwarf throwing championships postponed that day?

I believe it was a garden gnome that was stolen from the front yard of someones garden on the drive down to South Caulfield...decided to stick some gloves on him and stand him behind the stumps...wasn't very effective!
 
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Gary Mac Hates The North;206262 said:
On my way to Bentleigh, a couple of weeks ago, I called in at South Caulfield V Doutta.

I noticed there was a very small person trying to impersonate a wicket keeper.

Who is he? How does he get a game?

Was the dwarf throwing championships postponed that day?

I believe it was a garden gnome that was stolen from the front yard of someones garden on the drive down to South Caulfield...decided to stick some gloves on him and stand him behind the stumps...wasn't very effective!
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206265 said:
I believe it was a garden gnome that was stolen from the front yard of someones garden on the drive down to South Caulfield...decided to stick some gloves on him and stand him behind the stumps...wasn't very effective!

i think the garden gnome was just filling in as douttas keeper jamie tate was injured and rob lamberti (back up keeper) was snowed under cleaning graffiti of about 12 of his kebab caravans he has around melbourne as someone thought they needed a bit of art work with some spray cans.
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206265 said:
I believe it was a garden gnome that was stolen from the front yard of someones garden on the drive down to South Caulfield...decided to stick some gloves on him and stand him behind the stumps...wasn't very effective!

i think the garden gnome was just filling in as douttas keeper jamie tate was injured and rob lamberti (back up keeper) was snowed under cleaning graffiti of about 12 of his kebab caravans he has around melbourne as someone thought they needed a bit of art work with some spray cans.
 
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Gary Mac Hates The North;206118 said:
Thank God I threw them out of the competition one year or they would have had another one as well.

What can I make up this year & tell Isaccs & his mates to get rid of them again?

did the VTCA purposely throw in a sunday game for the doutta team in hope of a repeat of what they did a few years ago against mckinnon / kielor i think it was.. hoping that they would get on the gas again and heckle from the boundary and warrant another club suspension.. @|
may have backfired as they scored 300 odd vs the grammer..
 
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Gary Mac Hates The North;206118 said:
Thank God I threw them out of the competition one year or they would have had another one as well.

What can I make up this year & tell Isaccs & his mates to get rid of them again?

did the VTCA purposely throw in a sunday game for the doutta team in hope of a repeat of what they did a few years ago against mckinnon / kielor i think it was.. hoping that they would get on the gas again and heckle from the boundary and warrant another club suspension.. @|
may have backfired as they scored 300 odd vs the grammer..
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206205 said:
Yes Keiren Gray was pooing his pants that day..first game up from north A and makes 54 on debut opening the batting against the big scary amazon man...very scary!!

Bronca is not scary:cool: He is about a yard slower than Taylor, and I have faced quicker bowlers in this comp 8-10 years ago. And I bat at 11;) I reckon Sager has Bronca covered for speed, but maybe not accuracy:confused:
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;206205 said:
Yes Keiren Gray was pooing his pants that day..first game up from north A and makes 54 on debut opening the batting against the big scary amazon man...very scary!!

Bronca is not scary:cool: He is about a yard slower than Taylor, and I have faced quicker bowlers in this comp 8-10 years ago. And I bat at 11;) I reckon Sager has Bronca covered for speed, but maybe not accuracy:confused:
 
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channel10 - biggest loser;206274 said:
did the VTCA purposely throw in a sunday game for the doutta team in hope of a repeat of what they did a few years ago against mckinnon / kielor i think it was.. hoping that they would get on the gas again and heckle from the boundary and warrant another club suspension.. @|
may have backfired as they scored 300 odd vs the grammer..

Doutta were also told they would be playing on a completely new pitch but good old Essendon Grammer just decided to lie about that and use the same pitch that the school used the day before..nice one...any chance of Doutta putting in a complaint and getting maximum points ala what Old EGS did to Royal Park earlier in the season?
 
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channel10 - biggest loser;206274 said:
did the VTCA purposely throw in a sunday game for the doutta team in hope of a repeat of what they did a few years ago against mckinnon / kielor i think it was.. hoping that they would get on the gas again and heckle from the boundary and warrant another club suspension.. @|
may have backfired as they scored 300 odd vs the grammer..

Doutta were also told they would be playing on a completely new pitch but good old Essendon Grammer just decided to lie about that and use the same pitch that the school used the day before..nice one...any chance of Doutta putting in a complaint and getting maximum points ala what Old EGS did to Royal Park earlier in the season?
 
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