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First XI Scorer;209195 said:
"word from the green trackie brigade is that smackas was getting a bit jealous that the yarraville scorer was paying too much attention with bakes. allegation was that she was showing him his personal wagon wheel by dropping her strides after the game in front of all the boys and smackas was feeling a bit left out and therefore he got on the turps before last game!
im sure if there was a bit of a nipple suck on offer from the scorer for smackas this could be the motivation he needs to turn his season around coming into the finals! "


Bagsofwickets, clearly your a bigger idiot than i gave you credit for!
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He should change his name 2 Bagof********. What is the real story first x1 scorer?
 
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First XI Scorer;209195 said:
"word from the green trackie brigade is that smackas was getting a bit jealous that the yarraville scorer was paying too much attention with bakes. allegation was that she was showing him his personal wagon wheel by dropping her strides after the game in front of all the boys and smackas was feeling a bit left out and therefore he got on the turps before last game!
im sure if there was a bit of a nipple suck on offer from the scorer for smackas this could be the motivation he needs to turn his season around coming into the finals! "


Bagsofwickets, clearly your a bigger idiot than i gave you credit for!
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He should change his name 2 Bagof********. What is the real story first x1 scorer?
 
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Ben Dover;209160 said:
Interesting match below in Senior 2nds North Between Keilor V Yarraville Club:

http://cricket.resultsvault.com/cricket/reports/match.asp?matchID=379568

Looks like another contrived result.

I was unaware if there were no umpires, that you could play more than the 80 overs in a day.

Must be a new rule brought in for Round 11.:confused:
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go 2 c ur gonna have a sook over 1 over.... good 2 c u dont have ne thing better 2 do
 
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Ben Dover;209160 said:
Interesting match below in Senior 2nds North Between Keilor V Yarraville Club:

http://cricket.resultsvault.com/cricket/reports/match.asp?matchID=379568

Looks like another contrived result.

I was unaware if there were no umpires, that you could play more than the 80 overs in a day.

Must be a new rule brought in for Round 11.:confused:
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go 2 c ur gonna have a sook over 1 over.... good 2 c u dont have ne thing better 2 do
 
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NoBall;209147 said:
I reckon rules are rules Frankie - its pretty simple, get the covers off by 8.30am!

If you don't agree with it, then propose a rule change at year end.

I'd rather take the points, play finals, and be called a bunch of sooks!
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Question-do Bentleigh play in senior division?

So you guys on the south must be bright sparks because are you trying to tell us all that you have just discovered bags of ice? Every servo sells them and in the west you buy 1 and get 5 free just enough to put a spot down on a good length.

And if you guys do make finals i hope you have plenty of white king to get the grass stains out of your arses. I hope you receive a good old fashioned plummeling while your pants are down round your ankles
 
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NoBall;209147 said:
I reckon rules are rules Frankie - its pretty simple, get the covers off by 8.30am!

If you don't agree with it, then propose a rule change at year end.

I'd rather take the points, play finals, and be called a bunch of sooks!
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Question-do Bentleigh play in senior division?

So you guys on the south must be bright sparks because are you trying to tell us all that you have just discovered bags of ice? Every servo sells them and in the west you buy 1 and get 5 free just enough to put a spot down on a good length.

And if you guys do make finals i hope you have plenty of white king to get the grass stains out of your arses. I hope you receive a good old fashioned plummeling while your pants are down round your ankles
 
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Gladstone Small;209296 said:
Question-do Bentleigh play in senior division?

So you guys on the south must be bright sparks because are you trying to tell us all that you have just discovered bags of ice? Every servo sells them and in the west you buy 1 and get 5 free just enough to put a spot down on a good length.

And if you guys do make finals i hope you have plenty of white king to get the grass stains out of your arses. I hope you receive a good old fashioned plummeling while your pants are down round your ankles
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What a great post,go the South except the CMCA sooks from Brighton what a bunch of tossers can they go to the North ,except their ladies teams,they go alright.
South legend Chris Hall made another ton,great game coming up at Hampton,loser out winner in if South C. stuff up.
Rain forcast this weekend could make it interesting for those teams batting 2nd away from home,could keep Mcinnes happy.
 
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Gladstone Small;209296 said:
Question-do Bentleigh play in senior division?

So you guys on the south must be bright sparks because are you trying to tell us all that you have just discovered bags of ice? Every servo sells them and in the west you buy 1 and get 5 free just enough to put a spot down on a good length.

And if you guys do make finals i hope you have plenty of white king to get the grass stains out of your arses. I hope you receive a good old fashioned plummeling while your pants are down round your ankles
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What a great post,go the South except the CMCA sooks from Brighton what a bunch of tossers can they go to the North ,except their ladies teams,they go alright.
South legend Chris Hall made another ton,great game coming up at Hampton,loser out winner in if South C. stuff up.
Rain forcast this weekend could make it interesting for those teams batting 2nd away from home,could keep Mcinnes happy.
 
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First XI Scorer;209202 said:
as to why smackers wasnt playin ones? he had to work on saturday and our twos were playin sunday coz of the keilor gift.
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|@ Thats not what Jonny Taylor told me!
Jonny told me that Turner had a massive session on the turps on the friday night before the Keilor game with him and another certain fast bowler from Keilor at the Skyways hotel! As a result he has had a massive fallout with the coach and captain of YCCC, O'Keefe and has been banished to the 2nds for the rest of his career! ;)
 
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First XI Scorer;209202 said:
as to why smackers wasnt playin ones? he had to work on saturday and our twos were playin sunday coz of the keilor gift.
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|@ Thats not what Jonny Taylor told me!
Jonny told me that Turner had a massive session on the turps on the friday night before the Keilor game with him and another certain fast bowler from Keilor at the Skyways hotel! As a result he has had a massive fallout with the coach and captain of YCCC, O'Keefe and has been banished to the 2nds for the rest of his career! ;)
 
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Oracle;209428 said:
|@ Thats not what Jonny Taylor told me!
Jonny told me that Turner had a massive session on the turps on the friday night before the Keilor game with him and another certain fast bowler from Keilor at the Skyways hotel! As a result he has had a massive fallout with the coach and captain of YCCC, O'Keefe and has been banished to the 2nds for the rest of his career! ;)
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no wonder he cant get any runs, loves the turps. he was at keilor rooms on sunday night till after 830 sinking piss as well! first XI scorer i know he is a fav of yours but you cant dig him out of this one! he is 50 years old with wife and kids and he still playin up, friday and sunday....anyone see him out saturday night?
 
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Oracle;209428 said:
|@ Thats not what Jonny Taylor told me!
Jonny told me that Turner had a massive session on the turps on the friday night before the Keilor game with him and another certain fast bowler from Keilor at the Skyways hotel! As a result he has had a massive fallout with the coach and captain of YCCC, O'Keefe and has been banished to the 2nds for the rest of his career! ;)
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no wonder he cant get any runs, loves the turps. he was at keilor rooms on sunday night till after 830 sinking piss as well! first XI scorer i know he is a fav of yours but you cant dig him out of this one! he is 50 years old with wife and kids and he still playin up, friday and sunday....anyone see him out saturday night?
 
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PeterHowarthVtca;209485 said:
no wonder he cant get any runs, loves the turps. he was at keilor rooms on sunday night till after 830 sinking piss as well! first XI scorer i know he is a fav of yours but you cant dig him out of this one! he is 50 years old with wife and kids and he still playin up, friday and sunday....anyone see him out saturday night?
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I didnt, but i heard from a mate of mine that he was up at the Club in Caroline Springs with Pacholi and a couple of other w*****s from YCCC all wearing their green trackies, watching the footy on Saturday night! ;)
 
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PeterHowarthVtca;209485 said:
no wonder he cant get any runs, loves the turps. he was at keilor rooms on sunday night till after 830 sinking piss as well! first XI scorer i know he is a fav of yours but you cant dig him out of this one! he is 50 years old with wife and kids and he still playin up, friday and sunday....anyone see him out saturday night?
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I didnt, but i heard from a mate of mine that he was up at the Club in Caroline Springs with Pacholi and a couple of other w*****s from YCCC all wearing their green trackies, watching the footy on Saturday night! ;)
 
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Oracle;209486 said:
I didnt, but i heard from a mate of mine that he was up at the Club in Caroline Springs with Pacholi and a couple of other w*****s from YCCC all wearing their green trackies, watching the footy on Saturday night! ;)
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lets not paint the wrong picture here. smackas was a very good player in his day, plays it hard and fair on the field and loves a beer after the game. if everyone from yarraville was like smackas we could maybe look around the fact they pay a ******** load of $$$$. you can always have a beer with him after the game unlike the majority of yarraville players that just fark off straight after the game.
go smackas!
 
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Oracle;209486 said:
I didnt, but i heard from a mate of mine that he was up at the Club in Caroline Springs with Pacholi and a couple of other w*****s from YCCC all wearing their green trackies, watching the footy on Saturday night! ;)
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lets not paint the wrong picture here. smackas was a very good player in his day, plays it hard and fair on the field and loves a beer after the game. if everyone from yarraville was like smackas we could maybe look around the fact they pay a ******** load of $$$$. you can always have a beer with him after the game unlike the majority of yarraville players that just fark off straight after the game.
go smackas!
 
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BubbleButtRutts;208828 said:
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Not a good fortnight for YCCC.

DSCC will finish top ably led by Captain BubbleButt himself. SCCC will sneak into the 4 after smashing a woefully inept Chelsea.

YCCC and KCC will play the other semi, just a question of where, with the YCCC v RPBCC game looming as a major finals shaper.

Looks like it will an interesting final round with every position, except last, capable of changing.
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Minor amendment. SCCC to miss the finals after loss to Chelsea next Saturday. McKinnon or Hampton to finish 4th.[/QUOTE]

word from the mckinnon hampton game is that they have agreed that whoever gets first innings points will get the outright result so that one of them will be playing in the finals.
so look for some 0/1 dec 0/0 dec for outright points here.
south caulfield or royal park will be dirty if this happens
you heard it here first on big cricket
what will the vtca do if this happens? i guess thisis cheating but........... good thinking
 
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BubbleButtRutts;208828 said:
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Not a good fortnight for YCCC.

DSCC will finish top ably led by Captain BubbleButt himself. SCCC will sneak into the 4 after smashing a woefully inept Chelsea.

YCCC and KCC will play the other semi, just a question of where, with the YCCC v RPBCC game looming as a major finals shaper.

Looks like it will an interesting final round with every position, except last, capable of changing.
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Minor amendment. SCCC to miss the finals after loss to Chelsea next Saturday. McKinnon or Hampton to finish 4th.[/QUOTE]

word from the mckinnon hampton game is that they have agreed that whoever gets first innings points will get the outright result so that one of them will be playing in the finals.
so look for some 0/1 dec 0/0 dec for outright points here.
south caulfield or royal park will be dirty if this happens
you heard it here first on big cricket
what will the vtca do if this happens? i guess thisis cheating but........... good thinking
 
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rootyaboot;209492 said:
lets not paint the wrong picture here. smackas was a very good player in his day, plays it hard and fair on the field and loves a beer after the game. if everyone from yarraville was like smackas we could maybe look around the fact they pay a ******** load of $$$$. you can always have a beer with him after the game unlike the majority of yarraville players that just fark off straight after the game.
go smackas!
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Shouldn't you be handing out paking tickets?
Smackers is well past it, and should be sitting in the stands with me reminiscing bout the good old days when spinners didnt have to turn the ball to get wickets and a name for themselves, come to Freddys on afriday night mate and stop wasting your wise old looks at the slumbs of skyways with a thug and a guy with a girls name!
 
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rootyaboot;209492 said:
lets not paint the wrong picture here. smackas was a very good player in his day, plays it hard and fair on the field and loves a beer after the game. if everyone from yarraville was like smackas we could maybe look around the fact they pay a ******** load of $$$$. you can always have a beer with him after the game unlike the majority of yarraville players that just fark off straight after the game.
go smackas!
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Shouldn't you be handing out paking tickets?
Smackers is well past it, and should be sitting in the stands with me reminiscing bout the good old days when spinners didnt have to turn the ball to get wickets and a name for themselves, come to Freddys on afriday night mate and stop wasting your wise old looks at the slumbs of skyways with a thug and a guy with a girls name!
 
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channel10 - biggest loser;209494 said:
word from the mckinnon hampton game is that they have agreed that whoever gets first innings points will get the outright result so that one of them will be playing in the finals.
so look for some 0/1 dec 0/0 dec for outright points here.
south caulfield or royal park will be dirty if this happens
you heard it here first on big cricket
what will the vtca do if this happens? i guess thisis cheating but........... good thinking
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have you informed Today Tonight, i'm sure they're keen to run a story on binge drinking dole bludging tracksuit wearing suburban cricket hoons outrageously cheating their way into cricket association finals, coming to a neighborhood near you!
 
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channel10 - biggest loser;209494 said:
word from the mckinnon hampton game is that they have agreed that whoever gets first innings points will get the outright result so that one of them will be playing in the finals.
so look for some 0/1 dec 0/0 dec for outright points here.
south caulfield or royal park will be dirty if this happens
you heard it here first on big cricket
what will the vtca do if this happens? i guess thisis cheating but........... good thinking
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have you informed Today Tonight, i'm sure they're keen to run a story on binge drinking dole bludging tracksuit wearing suburban cricket hoons outrageously cheating their way into cricket association finals, coming to a neighborhood near you!
 
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DizzyGillepsie;209499 said:
have you informed Today Tonight, i'm sure they're keen to run a story on bindge drinking dole bludging tracksuit wearing suburban cricket hoons oputrageously cheating their way into cricket association finals, coming to a neighbourhood near you!
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With rain supposedly falling for the rest of this week and the trouble the VTCA now finds itself in with its recent appeal decision - apparently it is still not over, Brighton are rumoured to be be appealling the appeal (I think Dennis Denuto might be involved) - how likely is the association to call off this week's game? There are going to be some shockingly underprepared decks, and results already appear to be contrived in some games.
 
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DizzyGillepsie;209499 said:
have you informed Today Tonight, i'm sure they're keen to run a story on bindge drinking dole bludging tracksuit wearing suburban cricket hoons oputrageously cheating their way into cricket association finals, coming to a neighbourhood near you!
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With rain supposedly falling for the rest of this week and the trouble the VTCA now finds itself in with its recent appeal decision - apparently it is still not over, Brighton are rumoured to be be appealling the appeal (I think Dennis Denuto might be involved) - how likely is the association to call off this week's game? There are going to be some shockingly underprepared decks, and results already appear to be contrived in some games.
 
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Vicious and Well Directed;209500 said:
With rain supposedly falling for the rest of this week and the trouble the VTCA now finds itself in with its recent appeal decision - apparently it is still not over, Brighton are rumoured to be be appealling the appeal (I think Dennis Denuto might be involved) - how likely is the association to call off this week's game? There are going to be some shockingly underprepared decks, and results already appear to be contrived in some games.
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No cricket this week, all gonna be called off. Robbo & his Bentleigh mates will have their protest overturned, and some nun will be on the news claiming that she 'saw Jesus in the gutter, crying'.

Meanwhile, the rest of us will be getting blind and doing our nuts on the Blue Diamond.
 
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Vicious and Well Directed;209500 said:
With rain supposedly falling for the rest of this week and the trouble the VTCA now finds itself in with its recent appeal decision - apparently it is still not over, Brighton are rumoured to be be appealling the appeal (I think Dennis Denuto might be involved) - how likely is the association to call off this week's game? There are going to be some shockingly underprepared decks, and results already appear to be contrived in some games.
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No cricket this week, all gonna be called off. Robbo & his Bentleigh mates will have their protest overturned, and some nun will be on the news claiming that she 'saw Jesus in the gutter, crying'.

Meanwhile, the rest of us will be getting blind and doing our nuts on the Blue Diamond.
 
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Vicious and Well Directed;209519 said:
Keilor in Senior.

Hoppers would go close in North 2nds. Handy score from their import this week!

Anyone know why Magafas is playing 2's at the moment?
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He was unavailable 2nd week of previous game & 1st week of this game.
 
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Vicious and Well Directed;209519 said:
Keilor in Senior.

Hoppers would go close in North 2nds. Handy score from their import this week!

Anyone know why Magafas is playing 2's at the moment?
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He was unavailable 2nd week of previous game & 1st week of this game.
 
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36_wides;209514 said:
who's gonna win the senior division and senior north 2nds grand finals???
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Doutta Stars will easily win Senior Division.

Care factor of zero who wins Senior 2nds so long as those cheating Rex Hunt's form Old Essendon don't.
 
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36_wides;209514 said:
who's gonna win the senior division and senior north 2nds grand finals???
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Doutta Stars will easily win Senior Division.

Care factor of zero who wins Senior 2nds so long as those cheating Rex Hunt's form Old Essendon don't.
 
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No More Moose Please;209547 said:
Doutta Stars will easily win Senior Division.

Care factor of zero who wins Senior 2nds so long as those cheating Rex Hunt's form Old Essendon don't.
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Cant stand those cheating dogs from OEG.... will take ne way 2 win... especially that cock ainsworth
 
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No More Moose Please;209547 said:
Doutta Stars will easily win Senior Division.

Care factor of zero who wins Senior 2nds so long as those cheating Rex Hunt's form Old Essendon don't.
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Cant stand those cheating dogs from OEG.... will take ne way 2 win... especially that cock ainsworth
 
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