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Worst players who think they are good

Clancy overated bowls pus, Meg if i was a girl id be better, Clayton should stop eating, absoulute sook. Noodles good name cant play, Kitchen gotta work on the straight bowl, get bowled easily, Shaw has red hair and is a cheat. The sudenese kid from HC cant bat or bowl. Pato bowls pedestrian, Gairns got milk? cant hold a bat. Bettsy doesnt have a clue, Keithy too tall cat bat very unco. Curtain played no rep cricket. Joey Loorham worst keeper in the APS. Gunston HC made the worst 60 against us. McMillan worst batsmen to make an APS ton. StKevs, the worst opening combo in the APS.
I rest my case all APS players are crap exepct for Angus Graham and Big Hayden mclennen.
 
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i forget to mention chancellor and yeo both sub standerd wen you face yeo ull realise that the world is a terrible place all your surroundings fell as if they are moon walkin and you fell as if you want to pull his pants off and suk his knob
 
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The Import;213497 said:
Clancy overated bowls pus, Meg if i was a girl id be better, Clayton should stop eating, absoulute sook. Noodles good name cant play, Kitchen gotta work on the straight bowl, get bowled easily, Shaw has red hair and is a cheat. The sudenese kid from HC cant bat or bowl. Pato bowls pedestrian, Gairns got milk? cant hold a bat. Bettsy doesnt have a clue, Keithy too tall cat bat very unco. Curtain played no rep cricket. Joey Loorham worst keeper in the APS. Gunston HC made the worst 60 against us. McMillan worst batsmen to make an APS ton. StKevs, the worst opening combo in the APS.
I rest my case all APS players are crap exepct for Angus Graham and Big Hayden mclennen.
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Mate You have succesfully dissed like all the top players in the comp. It is very easy to bag someone, much harder to praise. Are you any good? Now I only know 5 players on your list well enough, but if you keep the same ******** up for all the rest of them, well oh dear.

Shaw: How dare you call the guy a cheat, he is one of the nicest and most liked people at MGS, he followed the umpires decsion, don't pretend for a second you walk.

Bett: Took 8/38 against Scotch on the weekend, probs leading wicket taker in the comp and underage state player, how doesnt this guy have a clue, he is a genious

Keith: He is a superstar in the making, in year 10, he played state. My first over in dowling was against him and he hit me (and all the other bowlers) to all ends of the St Kilda 1st XI ground. He was one of the best batsmen in dowling who we played

Maurice Clayton: He to played state and dowling, whether he is a sook or not IDK (leaning towards sook going from the days I played club cricket with him a few years back.

Curtain: Mate this guy has played rep squads. He played Hatch for Elsternwick in 05 and 06 (I played with him in 06 when we made the final) he also played U/18 State Champs for the SE Seagulls and was one of there best batsman scoring a 93 and a 65.
 
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import you are a joke mate to say all that crap to say patto bowls slow when he plays for australia is a joke aswell, id put a fair bit of money that you wouldnt wanna face a fired up pato and also to say joey is the worst keeper in the aps is a joke made team of the carnival a year young in his first year of 17s vic. what club do u play for import because u are a true battler. anyone else u wanna chuk into your list mate? go play vollyball or sumthing you nuff
 
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The Import;213497 said:
Clancy overated bowls pus, Meg if i was a girl id be better, Clayton should stop eating, absoulute sook. Noodles good name cant play, Kitchen gotta work on the straight bowl, get bowled easily, Shaw has red hair and is a cheat. The sudenese kid from HC cant bat or bowl. Pato bowls pedestrian, Gairns got milk? cant hold a bat. Bettsy doesnt have a clue, Keithy too tall cat bat very unco. Curtain played no rep cricket. Joey Loorham worst keeper in the APS. Gunston HC made the worst 60 against us. McMillan worst batsmen to make an APS ton. StKevs, the worst opening combo in the APS.
I rest my case all APS players are crap exepct for Angus Graham and Big Hayden mclennen.
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Get a clue you tosser, curto is a gun
 
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The Import;213497 said:
Clancy overated bowls pus, Meg if i was a girl id be better, Clayton should stop eating, absoulute sook. Noodles good name cant play, Kitchen gotta work on the straight bowl, get bowled easily, Shaw has red hair and is a cheat. The sudenese kid from HC cant bat or bowl. Pato bowls pedestrian, Gairns got milk? cant hold a bat. Bettsy doesnt have a clue, Keithy too tall cat bat very unco. Curtain played no rep cricket. Joey Loorham worst keeper in the APS. Gunston HC made the worst 60 against us. McMillan worst batsmen to make an APS ton. StKevs, the worst opening combo in the APS.
I rest my case all APS players are crap exepct for Angus Graham and Big Hayden mclennen.
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Charlie Shaw is probably one of the fairest blokes going around. he won't even let his team sledge and i hate to burst your bubble but Angus Graham is the worst captain in the APS and can't string two words together when he sp-sp-speaks.
 
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The Import;213499 said:
i forget to mention chancellor and yeo both sub standerd wen you face yeo ull realise that the world is a terrible place all your surroundings fell as if they are moon walkin and you fell as if you want to pull his pants off and suk his knob
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Mate yeo has completely given up on cricket anyway, shouldn't even be in school seeing as he has his new business up and running. When you faced him didn't it always fell like you were facing some form of asian beverage producer...

http://www.yeos.com.sg/content.nsf/...005434BF&cid=2B99B36A3B59D78F48256F7000620420
 
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import ur an actual douche bag! both the gairns bros are twice the batsmen that you are you absolute goose
 
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The Import;213499 said:
i forget to mention chancellor and yeo both sub standerd wen you face yeo ull realise that the world is a terrible place all your surroundings fell as if they are moon walkin and you fell as if you want to pull his pants off and suk his knob
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mate u are foolish yeo has taken 20 wickets and is currently injured, isnt super quick but does take big scalps that cant be denied. for chancellor well 350+ runs with a ton speaks for itself, to the other people on your list you are so foolish! uve probably listed the entire aps team! live up to ur name and import a brain!
 
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The Import;213497 said:
Clancy overated bowls pus, Meg if i was a girl id be better, Clayton should stop eating, absoulute sook. Noodles good name cant play, Kitchen gotta work on the straight bowl, get bowled easily, Shaw has red hair and is a cheat. The sudenese kid from HC cant bat or bowl. Pato bowls pedestrian, Gairns got milk? cant hold a bat. Bettsy doesnt have a clue, Keithy too tall cat bat very unco. Curtain played no rep cricket. Joey Loorham worst keeper in the APS. Gunston HC made the worst 60 against us. McMillan worst batsmen to make an APS ton. StKevs, the worst opening combo in the APS.
I rest my case all APS players are crap exepct for Angus Graham and Big Hayden mclennen.
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sweet mate. wat have you done this yr?? hit any tons? taken a 5 fa? or do u play seconds...
 
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The Import;213497 said:
Clancy overated bowls pus, Meg if i was a girl id be better, Clayton should stop eating, absoulute sook. Noodles good name cant play, Kitchen gotta work on the straight bowl, get bowled easily, Shaw has red hair and is a cheat. The sudenese kid from HC cant bat or bowl. Pato bowls pedestrian, Gairns got milk? cant hold a bat. Bettsy doesnt have a clue, Keithy too tall cat bat very unco. Curtain played no rep cricket. Joey Loorham worst keeper in the APS. Gunston HC made the worst 60 against us. McMillan worst batsmen to make an APS ton. StKevs, the worst opening combo in the APS.
I rest my case all APS players are crap exepct for Angus Graham and Big Hayden mclennen.
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okay im just goin to assume that the import posted this to stir everyone up..... and if this is the case then he has succesfully done so.
 
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dishies;213750 said:
okay im just goin to assume that the import posted this to stir everyone up..... and if this is the case then he has succesfully done so.
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on the money dishies....
let me just say this post was a team effort
 
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Import is the best sudonese in the comp no dout about it. Angus Graham for PM
 
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dishies;213750 said:
okay im just goin to assume that the import posted this to stir everyone up..... and if this is the case then he has succesfully done so.
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still a complete fu*kwit
why doesn't he reveal himself to everyone
 
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clancey pulls down his pants, and ********s on you my friend. you have absolutely no idea about the game of cricket and i label you a bacteria ridden rodent. stop posting on this website now and save any last slice of dignity that you have left...
 
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go import urself the f**k outta hear no one wants to hear these people bagged especially joey lorham. who is constantly picked on because he cant pronounce his 'r's, wheely unfair
 
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big.swing.no.ding;214155 said:
go import urself the f**k outta hear no one wants to hear these people bagged especially joey lorham. who is constantly picked on because he cant pronounce his 'r's, wheely unfair
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at least he can spell his name which u obvioucly cant s*&thead
 
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big.swing.no.ding;214155 said:
go import urself the f**k outta hear no one wants to hear these people bagged especially joey lorham. who is constantly picked on because he cant pronounce his 'r's, wheely unfair
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I hate to be the thorn in the side but technically it is export.
 
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