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i have enjoyed the old scrap with snoop and zapper, worthy adversaries, and i concur, they have cracked enough homophobic jokes to sink a small vessel, but it was all in the spirit of the game...keep it up

but maybe you boys should hit the nets, then your opinions would be respected by more of the bigcricket population
 
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fiskem;209536 said:
i have enjoyed the old scrap with snoop and zapper, worthy adversaries, and i concur, they have cracked enough homophobic jokes to sink a small vessel, but it was all in the spirit of the game...keep it up

but maybe you boys should hit the nets, then your opinions would be respected by more of the bigcricket population
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Cheers man, but now we have moved on to target the mystery man mr carey, who will most likely be joining me with the opening gig in the 2s.

The wesley 1s have been struggling with form and injuries, this will bring about the calling of snoop after they get pumped by xavier this week. If I stop getting run out in the 2s (happens every week) i will be unleashed into the 1s before the final showdown against scotch, which could prove interesting.
 
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fiskem; said:
i have enjoyed the old scrap with snoop and zapper, worthy adversaries, and i concur, they have cracked enough homophobic jokes to sink a small vessel, but it was all in the spirit of the game...keep it up

but maybe you boys should hit the nets, then your opinions would be respected by more of the bigcricket population
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snoop dog;209559 said:
Cheers man, but now we have moved on to target the mystery man mr carey, who will most likely be joining me with the opening gig in the 2s.

The wesley 1s have been struggling with form and injuries, this will bring about the calling of snoop after they get pumped by xavier this week. If I stop getting run out in the 2s (happens every week) i will be unleashed into the 1s before the final showdown against scotch, which could prove interesting.
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If this fails to happen. Perhaps the mischievous master Fiskem could accidently have a bad run of form setting up the ultimate showdown in the deuces. BTW, are you a gun Fiskem?
 
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Its all political these days, ive just gotta stop acting like a fruitbag to charm the cougar (head of cricket at wesley) into injecting me in.

Or maybe il just mail an essay to Rohan Chiu the english teacher/ part time 1s coach. Or maybe il just pose as an englishman, that way il get in the team, and even if i suck, il stay in the team!
 
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zapper_9;209562 said:
If this fails to happen. Perhaps the mischievous master Fiskem could accidently have a bad run of form setting up the ultimate showdown in the deuces. BTW, are you a gun Fiskem?
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ur presuming that zapper and snoop stay hold their spots in the 2s. missed out on a game last week!!

Snooop, no matter how many dicks u suck, ull still be dreamin mate, although gettin a hairy has helped ur cause
 
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Missed out on a game cos there was a bye you tool. I dont no if you realised but there were no yr 12's in the 2nds/10A's team you fool. Perhaps if Hibbo(dumb **** 10A coach) hadnt takin over the 2's it wouldve been a better game. 7/60, really, what a joke.
 
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Dreamin? Anyone can play wesley 1s why not the dog? Last time i used my brain you were in the 1s as a specialist batsman, whats next? A ************ driving a bus for mentally-sound people? You better watch yourself or when we are opening together il pull out a stick from your campfire and burn you!

Mate DK is opening, im not saying he is bad although he is a smart-ass to my bowling in the nets, but look at his 2nds batting record, the only good thing he did was burn marcel (but i spose that is an act worthy of promotion, even if he did make a quack).
 
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I'm not trying to give away any secrets from Wesley but the left handed opener cant face spin. Xavier, screw the fast bowlers and open with a spinner, youre sure to get at least one wicket.
 
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Not quite. Some of the Wesley bats are okay (gairns snr.). Credit must be given were it is due and in a poor team he has managed to make runs. Some other tho (Mr Carey) we cannot say the same for.
 
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zapper_9;209562 said:
If this fails to happen. Perhaps the mischievous master Fiskem could accidently have a bad run of form setting up the ultimate showdown in the deuces. BTW, are you a gun Fiskem?
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nah mate not a gun but safe ones player unless i ******** up completely in the next few games...hahaha lovin it boys
 
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fiskem;209678 said:
nah mate not a gun but safe ones player unless i ******** up completely in the next few games...hahaha lovin it boys
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Mate il just have to produce some magic to get into the 1s then, especially if more wesley people keep getting so conveniently injured. But my number 1 priority is to burn mr carey like a witch when he bats with me.
 
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Mr Carey has always been burnt

(il give you a hint, its a joke, and it follows along the lines of many other jokes i have made at his expense)
 
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