APS Season 2006/2007

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ouch;139145 said:
Brighton...you keep talking but your definitely not walking!!! win some games and actually put up a fight instead of just giving it away like u did in ur 1st innings vs scotch..and you almost got us out in the 2nd innings...well you no it was an exellent pitch(NOT) and scotch were trying to hit a six every ball to have enough time to get u jokers out after u dumbass groundsmen made a big ass mistake!!!

that Mo guy is one of the best bats in Victoria and definitely in the competition...craps on any one in the brighton team..thats for sure
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Were u at the game??
 
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symoisagun;139126 said:
Wat is this guy on brighton pretty much bowled scotch out again thats right the second time in two days for under a hundred and fifty. then we went in to bat and hit the hack bowlers from scotch around the park and wuld have won on the reverse out right if brighton didnt get three very doddgy and suspitious desitions. and that Mo guy is a fat ****
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Brighton... oh brighton... dont you get it? your f*ucking Pathetic.. correct me if im wrong… but I don’t see a win on your scorecard for what 4 or 5 games now?? Just keep talking that sh*t you bunch of f*cking hacks.. and you though you ‘hit those hack bowlers around the park’ dream on c*unts, you had that sh*t captain of yours come out and swing at anything that went past with his fat ass head in the air.. and that little beaner that looked like he was 3 years old that his helmet barely made it over the stumps, I think he had trouble with his nappy filled with his sh*t after facing the likes of parisi and forbes…

Dream on c*nts and win a game!
 
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Brighton truly are second rate and a disgrace to the APS with possibly the ugliest looking team in the competition. That guy (walker i think) who tries to bowl really fast and bowls short s*** is disgusting. Looks like an overgrown caveman...

Apparently the BGS boys (or savage animals that they resemble) thought that some Scotch boys had booked a late night flight out to Brighton to water the pitch...Well this could not be further from the truth. The word we got was that your coach (good bloke, but an absolute monster) was feeling a bit peckish and ate some of the covers. One may think this is a bit far-fetched however, if you saw the size of this bloke you'd know that he needed a cricket pitch cover for his bedsheet. So we concluded that this monster sleeps out on the oval, uses the covers as a bedsheet and when he woke up in the middle of the night for his mid-night snack, he ate the covers. (NB: do you like how i make what i'm trying to say so obvious? that's because those simpletons down at Brighton struggle in the education department).

We only made 140 because we knew we'd bowl you out for less than 100 and we needed the time for an outright so we didn't want to bat for very long to prevent this happening but to your luck, your s*** school can't buy covers.
 
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The Spy;139452 said:
Brighton truly are second rate and a disgrace to the APS with possibly the ugliest looking team in the competition. That guy (walker i think) who tries to bowl really fast and bowls short s*** is disgusting. Looks like an overgrown caveman...

Apparently the BGS boys (or savage animals that they resemble) thought that some Scotch boys had booked a late night flight out to Brighton to water the pitch...Well this could not be further from the truth. The word we got was that your coach (good bloke, but an absolute monster) was feeling a bit peckish and ate some of the covers. One may think this is a bit far-fetched however, if you saw the size of this bloke you'd know that he needed a cricket pitch cover for his bedsheet. So we concluded that this monster sleeps out on the oval, uses the covers as a bedsheet and when he woke up in the middle of the night for his mid-night snack, he ate the covers. (NB: do you like how i make what i'm trying to say so obvious? that's because those simpletons down at Brighton struggle in the education department).

We only made 140 because we knew we'd bowl you out for less than 100 and we needed the time for an outright so we didn't want to bat for very long to prevent this happening but to your luck, your s*** school can't buy covers.
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What a ********ing joke. You only made 140 becuase of the quality bowling from john and walker and some lucky late hitting from the tail.
That story about the covers was really humerous and clever. Well done hero
 
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without that lucky late hitting u were under 100...maybe the scotch tail can teach the top order how to bat. all credit goes to to macmillan who made runs
 
Re: APS Season 2006/2007

shocker;139387 said:
Brighton... oh brighton... dont you get it? your f*ucking Pathetic.. correct me if im wrong… but I don’t see a win on your scorecard for what 4 or 5 games now?? Just keep talking that sh*t you bunch of f*cking hacks.. and you though you ‘hit those hack bowlers around the park’ dream on c*unts, you had that sh*t captain of yours come out and swing at anything that went past with his fat ass head in the air.. and that little beaner that looked like he was 3 years old that his helmet barely made it over the stumps, I think he had trouble with his nappy filled with his sh*t after facing the likes of parisi and forbes…

Dream on c*nts and win a game!
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HAHAHAHAHA lets get something straight scotch are the most over rated team in the aps. All the scotch wankers go ooo they r so good oo forbes is sooo fast mate ur not that good and your not even a real scholl any one can buy players a bloody ************ school could of bought forbes for the right price. You r complete hacks if that umpire that u paid off didnt give 3 dodgy desitions we would have won on the reverse out right.
 
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The Spy;139452 said:
Brighton truly are second rate and a disgrace to the APS with possibly the ugliest looking team in the competition. That guy (walker i think) who tries to bowl really fast and bowls short s*** is disgusting. Looks like an overgrown caveman...

Apparently the BGS boys (or savage animals that they resemble) thought that some Scotch boys had booked a late night flight out to Brighton to water the pitch...Well this could not be further from the truth. The word we got was that your coach (good bloke, but an absolute monster) was feeling a bit peckish and ate some of the covers. One may think this is a bit far-fetched however, if you saw the size of this bloke you'd know that he needed a cricket pitch cover for his bedsheet. So we concluded that this monster sleeps out on the oval, uses the covers as a bedsheet and when he woke up in the middle of the night for his mid-night snack, he ate the covers. (NB: do you like how i make what i'm trying to say so obvious? that's because those simpletons down at Brighton struggle in the education department).

We only made 140 because we knew we'd bowl you out for less than 100 and we needed the time for an outright so we didn't want to bat for very long to prevent this happening but to your luck, your s*** school can't buy covers.
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HAAH this guy is a joke bagging a guy that is probs better than ur whole team not to mention the best aps bowling average and that could im sure beat the livin*** ******** out of u
 
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