CMCA- Ommies to remain in top grade

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Child,Uncle Mick,Archie,

I think the moniker child will stick a bit longer than any of those silly yella card names you are trying to bestow on old Merl.Child you are just a child dealing with an old pro.

I don't have a dungeon or a daughter so that rules me out of the equation.

Whose smarter or is that dumber Dim Sym or the child?

Arch didn't get your wish as White is probably on the big bird in transit as we speak.Hodgey's must have walked ubder a ladder.

The cat's got his tongue Burger was one I forgot in the missing line up announced last night.With the Rockers having the weekend off he may have wiped the egg off his face to come up with something.Will there be 30 Burger Bourbon points on offer for the swannies.

Adam look forward to our meeting in the Long room and hope you have the required refreshment lined up.Can the Go dees do the usual trick of upsetting the pies on Queens Birthday weekend.

Until next time ................................ Merlot
 
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How'd you go catching up with Sugar, Merl? My spies tell me he might be trying to uncover the origins of this swine flu pandemic first hand with a trip to Vegas....
 
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Uncle Mick,

A long wet day both inside and out and the screen is a touch blery as I struggle to type.

Did not see Adam in the crowded Long room but thought I saw the back of clocker's head just to prove he is still on the planet.

Young Jack showed a bit but the pies were a bit too good even though we threw down the gauntlet in the second term.

The Burger Buddy's got out of jail as did the know we are comings.Who is the team you follow Uncle Mick?a working class down to earth no frills mob I would suspect?

Did hear a little whisper of a former big name district player being lured to the CMCA shores!No it is not the child he still has another 10 minutes of the quarter in the sin bin to serve before being allowed back on the field.

Don't need the night cap tonight should sleep soundly.


Until next time............................... Merlot
 
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brett;351125 said:
Clearly you get off pretending you know something about everyone, and you enjoy the relief and explosion you get when someone responds to your crap.
Thats why you post a line aimed at each forum user so you get the sudden realease of pressure that lightens your load literally.

Ps wipe your screen looser
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Mr Marantha Morgan medalist, Look at what you have let them do to you! After a long and distinguished career of quality BC posting, it looks like one of the dogs has got a little upset with one of your latest postings. It would have taken two dob ins to progress from the yellow to the red. Not really sure who dobbed you in but if i were to place a few big fat burger bourbons on a guess, i'd have to put them on queen adelaide cat pee or the groundless hero as they seem to enjoy stirring up the pot with boring and unentertaining diarrhea and attempting to own and control the forum. There is even a possibility that they are one and the same, but who cares mate.

I am hoping that your redski will be relaxed so that you are able to rejoin this highly invigorating off season discussion and also let us know what the 2009/10 plans are for the dual competition medalist ???

I am also hoping that when the redski is relaxed, you add a picture. Maybe you could also try and be a hero like others and put up a flag pic of your old team. Not sure what the current teammates would think, just doesn't seem right. Do you have a pic with HM draped around your neck?
 
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Bit slow on the uptake, Quilts? The profile pic was brought to my attention recently by the gold cap folk, to which I duly removed it after said conversation. I was thinking about the using the big half page spread in the local after claiming Amoore's wicket as my new one. Your thoughts?
 
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good to see theres still a bit of sooking going on here, everyone has a point of view.
has anyone heard bout botts leaving mackie to go back to moor west, heard that rumour from a good friend of his this week.

is he past his best at longy level, if hes not bowling well, he is past it, he cant bat that well, i think he can do well at wooly level, he'd be a good pick up for them, either way all i have been hearing from hampton central circles is that the flag is theres and they'll be back in the top.....
 
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Quilton;351898 said:
Mr Marantha Morgan medalist, Look at what you have let them do to you! After a long and distinguished career of quality BC posting, it looks like one of the dogs has got a little upset with one of your latest postings. It would have taken two dob ins to progress from the yellow to the red. Not really sure who dobbed you in but if i were to place a few big fat burger bourbons on a guess, i'd have to put them on queen adelaide cat pee or the groundless hero as they seem to enjoy stirring up the pot with boring and unentertaining diarrhea and attempting to own and control the forum. There is even a possibility that they are one and the same, but who cares mate.

I am hoping that your redski will be relaxed so that you are able to rejoin this highly invigorating off season discussion and also let us know what the 2009/10 plans are for the dual competition medalist ???

I am also hoping that when the redski is relaxed, you add a picture. Maybe you could also try and be a hero like others and put up a flag pic of your old team. Not sure what the current teammates would think, just doesn't seem right. Do you have a pic with HM draped around your neck?
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you won a longy flag??? i doubt it. get over it, it was the highest level premiership he won, and he was a very handy and capable part of the zoo
 
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Uncle Mick,

If I read between the lines you are the groundless hero and I am the Queen Adelaide Cat p...,as described by the wet behind the ears rookie poster who no doubt has a gold cap on his head and may or may not have even seen a norm smith medal.My best guess is one of those arrogant young gold caps but you would know them better than me.

Merl has never dobbed in his life and isn't about to start now.The child brought it about on himself and went outside the rules and paid the price.Merl is a lot of things but neither a dobber or murderer.How Quilton can say the child has had a long and distinguished posting record is a joke most of his stuff is drivel.

As you Uncle Mick accurately pointed out the deleted post was somewhere between 11 pm to 12 midnight where only you noticed that the child's response was deleted,something the child himself confirmed the next day.

Quilton maybe you could use some of the product your alias is named after to mop up your verbal diarrhea,as you have obviously been taught by some of the worst at Gold Cap park and don't refer to us as dogs we didn't need to do anything the child did it all himself.The fiscal one has the dog that he walks regularly.

While Uncle Mick and I are regular contributors we have never pertained to owning the forum it is as it's name suggest a forum for whoever wants to contribute as long as you stay inside the rules.

You gold caps think you own the world and if I was lucky enough to play in a longy Premiership side ( a couple which I did ) I would quite happily display my premiership photo but having said that now that Uncle Mick has deleted it there are now a dozen or so gold caps I don't need to look at.

Maybe you could wipe your mouth and contact the administrator to see why the child got a yella card, and who instigated it.

Anyway enough of setting your immature mind at rest I have rubules and rand financial dealings to sort out after another successful IPL series in South Africa.

Time for a horlicks and I await with baited breath for sorbent to reply.

Until next time.......................................... Merlot
 
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Merlot a good drop;351986 said:
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How about you move on talk about cricket, rather than debating why someone was pulled in?

Seriously, it would make a more interesting read for myself and countless others.
 
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Therein may lie Quilton's answer. It seems the all-seeing eye casts over even the minnows from the City of Moorabbin.

bmf - I'd hate to offend Quilton with talk of a past life, but my experience in that life suggests the Centrals boys best keep a lid on things. That said, with the current crop they'd have to be the early favourites heading into the new season. As for Bottsy, he's still got strong ties to MW and whilst you initmate he might be past it, I think he'll be up there in the top few bowlers in Wooly. His past couple of seasons have been solid without being outstanding. The drop down should see some improvement - especially into what is already a formidable attack for B grade.

Merl my good man, like Tracy Grimshaw you're lowering your colours by retaliating to the garbage being served up. Let him and his mate indulge in some child's play, while the big people talk on here. Let's hope there's no stooping to talk of wives.
Oh, and for the record..... I'd be surprised if it were a gold cap.
 
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SEASON REVIEW PART 2

After a reasonable hiatus, the Clocker has returned with Part 2. I have taken the Warner Bros approach; delay the release to encourage more interest.


Elwood: During the pre season I was examining their prospects and could not help but being impressed with Elwood.Again names on paper do not win flags or ensure a finals appearance, but there was something about them that ‘IF’ they got their act together then they could shake up the competition. Their first three rounds were nothing but devastating which gained the attention of the competition and momentarily took away the attention from the East Sandy juggernaut and the hooped ones with their bickering and backroom power play negotiations.Noel Pullen must have felt at home reminding him of his Labor factional brawls and branch stacking days. A gritty Round 4 win against Omega and then a loss to a desperate Bentleigh Uniting convinced many that maybe the party was at an end.A regulation win against Hampton Central was followed by a devastating loss to the political hooped ones. With three rounds remaining sitting at 5 wins from 7 rounds they looked secure to make the finals.
A win against a disappointing Mackie was followed up with a comfortable win against a ruderless Carnegie South.Their last match was against the juggernaut with a top 2 spot beckoning.They failed the test and were reduced to a 1st Semi Final against West Bentleigh. A brilliant 122 n.o lone hand performance from their skipper Ano was not supported by his team mates, and West Bentleigh passed them with the loss of 4 wickets. The season was over and without doubt upon reflection a lot of the Elwood lads must have realised that they let a golden opportunity slip to at least play in a Preliminary Final and possibly a Grand Final.

Three batsmen in the top 10 averages for the season:
Ano:478 runs @ 53.11
Harris:475 runs @ 52.78
Bunting:437 runs @ 39.73
Total:1390
Total Runs made by Elwood:2196
63.30% of runs made by the above three batsmen.

There is no doubt that Elwood’s batting is formidable, however they need to add to their bowling stocks and another batsman would come in handy to provide cover in the event their top order fails. They have been linked to some overtures to the disgruntled one at the hoops, however only time will tell whether a few recruits they are chasing will eventuate. Overrall 7.5 out of 10 for their efforts this year.Exciting team to watch when they were at their best and will improve.Opposition teams will definetely pay them more respect this year and they will not have the advantage of sneaking under the radar as they did last season. More to follow shortly.
 
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Past Hack;352105 said:
Good summary on Elwood, however it could have been summed up alot quicker, they have only 3 1/2 players.
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True but I have to keep Merlot satisfied.A man of his pedigree being threatened with expulsion is just not cricket.....
 
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Clocker,

Great to have you back after a brief sojourn and another excellent article and thorough summary of seaside events.I am not too sure of a pedigree though Merl was just an old half back flanker, he was never up to a run on the ball!


Uncle Mick,

What a true statesman once again you remind me of Churchill and Menzies for your wisdom and knowledge.Unfortunately Merl needs to give a bit back when set upon but as Kenny Rogers would say 'you need to know when to hold em and when to fold them'.I thought Tracey G handled herself okay and sorted out the foul mouth chef.But having put the whipper snippers in their place they are usually slow to respond a bit like Barrack's congress and the ineffectual website.

Mas,

Thanks for your words of wisdom which I will take on board, but you must remember it is winter in the land of Oz and we have no cricket so we need a bit of by play to keep the forum going in the off season waiting for summer to roll around again.You must be a busy person to keep a eye on the many forums around the world!, including our humble little offshoot!


Did try to get hold of one of my impeccable contacts to confirm / shed any light on the Bottsy rumour of leaving the oasis for greener pastures so to speak, but only got the answering machine.

Maybe Archie could give us the latest Lux bet odds on the golden Greek moving camps or could the unsighted Black Rocker produce those nearly forgotten Burger Bourbon odds on where the dual Brownlow medalist will line up.Will the Essendon War bonds keep him at the other oasis by the highway.

Did manage to finish the financial dealings from the South Africian jaunt for the IPL and was quite please with the outcome which initially was seen as a bit of a risk.

Anyway a rather satisfying day and the temperature even with the central heating in the mansion says a nice frothy Horlicks could just do the trick for Merl

Until next time............................... Merlot
 
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Impressive work from the Clockman. Elwood were a side that had me baffled with their first 3 rounds after seeing them roll over in a one day game the year before for 55.

Merl - I can't agree with your sentiments about Grimshaw. I thought it was a blatant publicity stunt. Was a fan of her work on the Today Show, but she's since sold her soul. She would've been best served not to comment at all let alone retort with a jibe about his wife and how he treats women. Anyway... back to the cricket.....

No word from Bottsy yet. Thought talk of his movements might've sparked him into action. Would it be safe to assume that if he returns "home" that his brother will follow? Both would be handy pickups for any Woolnough side given their Longmuir experience. Pretty handy inclusions for a side not far off making the top grade last season.
 
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Uncle Mick;352433 said:
Impressive work from the Clockman. Elwood were a side that had me baffled with their first 3 rounds after seeing them roll over in a one day game the year before for 55.

Merl - I can't agree with your sentiments about Grimshaw. I thought it was a blatant publicity stunt. Was a fan of her work on the Today Show, but she's since sold her soul. She would've been best served not to comment at all let alone retort with a jibe about his wife and how he treats women. Anyway... back to the cricket.....

No word from Bottsy yet. Thought talk of his movements might've sparked him into action. Would it be safe to assume that if he returns "home" that his brother will follow? Both would be handy pickups for any Woolnough side given their Longmuir experience. Pretty handy inclusions for a side not far off making the top grade last season.
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Uncle Mick,

I will bow to your superior summation of the Grimshaw circus which has now been milked for every litre possible and gain publicity for both parties.

My impeccable sources suggest that Bott the younger have instigated the departure of the camel train from the oasis back to the Widdop cres desert like conditions.Bott the senior then packed his bat and ball and said if the younger one is going so I am I.

Further news from Widdop cres is that a former man in charge has been given the news that Andrew Symons has received, that is , his playing services are no longer required.

It was good to have Clocker back to interupt our supposed ownership of the forum which last time I checked was open to all and sundry who care to contribute and stay within the rules.

Until next time.................................Merlot
 
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Uncle Mick, agree completely with your assessment on Tracey Grimshaw. She has definitely dropped her journalistic credibility in the ACA seat while doing her bit for ratings, and as a result is in the clique with the top shelf at Channel 9, ie David Gyngell and his wife Leila McKinnon (this clique also includes Karl Stefanovic)... and even if she bats for the other team, which we all know is in the affirmative, then it doesn't really matter. Peter Hitchener got away with finally coming out (albeit 20 years later). The thought of her eating carpet might improve her fvkcability which is important in the Nine newsroom... she needs it as she is looking rather solid these days.
 
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If the rumour is true, and I have no doubt about your sources Mick, then MW will definetely be up there with the Bottsy's in their team.Hampton Central may not get it all their own way in Woolnough.Wouldn't it be interesting if Maysie rejoined them for a final sojourn?? Who knows?
 
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Sugar

Nice to have you back in the country the Go Dees haven't really done much in your absence.Did look for you in the Long room but while there were plent there I got no cigar.

Clock

It is a done deal no rumour the camel train is packed and leaving the oasis they were both a bit light on in the poundage at the oasis something the bmf could verify.

What are you all doing on this footballess Saturday?

Until next time Merlot
 
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Merl, in 15 weeks of being overseas during the the AFL seasons of 2005-2009, the Dees have won only one game... being the Brisbane one pointer last year. Looking forward to the showcase this Friday night against the Bombers... reading all the negative post mortems on Saturday will fill my day. We'll share a cucumber sandwich and a glass of Pims in the Long Room before long.

As for the CMCA, if true, then losing the Bott's will leave a huge hole in Mackie's attack. Will Craig Park be bowling more than 36 overs in a day?

Hearing also that one of the premier bats in the competition is throwing his business card around, coincidentally at the same time discussions for the club's senior coach are being formalised.

Amongst these items, I can guarantee that a lot of activity is going on this winter.
 
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