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you south blokes are just richard craniums arnt you ********ing diplorable the likes of dingley and port melbourne you should be ashamed in yourself
 
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you south blokes are just richard craniums arnt you ********ing diplorable the likes of dingley and port melbourne you should be ashamed in yourself
 
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gavin mcullum in yet another good innigs i see maay just be the best allrounder dont give me any more comebacks with ********men please
 
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gavin mcullum in yet another good innigs i see maay just be the best allrounder dont give me any more comebacks with ********men please
 
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oldboys;203777 said:
I assume you live in the 'heights' of your suburb. You must be proud. Let me guess: Broadmeadow Heights or Footscray Heights. Sorry I can nt make anymore guesses, I dont know many other suburbs that side of the West Gate.

PS Dizzy is the funniest bloke on here.

The South should breakaway from the VTCA and form their own comp called the Soft C0ck Cricket Association. Rules to be as follows:

1. All teams to be named after private schools where one year's tuition fees are equivalent to the funds required to build a new state school in the western suburbs
2. Absolutely no sledging
3. Whenever an opposition batsmen walks to the crease, every fieldsman has to think of one nice thing to say about him
 
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oldboys;203777 said:
I assume you live in the 'heights' of your suburb. You must be proud. Let me guess: Broadmeadow Heights or Footscray Heights. Sorry I can nt make anymore guesses, I dont know many other suburbs that side of the West Gate.

PS Dizzy is the funniest bloke on here.

The South should breakaway from the VTCA and form their own comp called the Soft C0ck Cricket Association. Rules to be as follows:

1. All teams to be named after private schools where one year's tuition fees are equivalent to the funds required to build a new state school in the western suburbs
2. Absolutely no sledging
3. Whenever an opposition batsmen walks to the crease, every fieldsman has to think of one nice thing to say about him
 
Re: Best cricketers in the VTCA

as a 13 year old, I was offered a word of advice from their current coach "you may as well give up now son, because you'll have no chance against under 16's bowlers"

you gotta love a bloke who's straight down the line
 
Re: Best cricketers in the VTCA

as a 13 year old, I was offered a word of advice from their current coach "you may as well give up now son, because you'll have no chance against under 16's bowlers"

you gotta love a bloke who's straight down the line
 
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been there done that;203859 said:
Could someone fromAltona Nth please tell me how many runs Darren Dempsey has made for them this year?:confused:

im not from altona but i am from the north and i can tell u he is still playing district cricket.

however i can confirm that when he does come to keilor he will not be paid as north clubs dont pay players.
 
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been there done that;203859 said:
Could someone fromAltona Nth please tell me how many runs Darren Dempsey has made for them this year?:confused:

im not from altona but i am from the north and i can tell u he is still playing district cricket.

however i can confirm that when he does come to keilor he will not be paid as north clubs dont pay players.
 
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troylamb;203792 said:
are you an arab

Pipe down dickhead! Everybody has a bit of fun throwing pot shots from the anonymity of a username, but pretending to be someone else is a cowardly dog act. Given the issues the Jackers had earlier in the year with racism, they hardly need some tool like you pretending to be their coach and posting bull******** like that.
 
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troylamb;203792 said:
are you an arab

Pipe down dickhead! Everybody has a bit of fun throwing pot shots from the anonymity of a username, but pretending to be someone else is a cowardly dog act. Given the issues the Jackers had earlier in the year with racism, they hardly need some tool like you pretending to be their coach and posting bull******** like that.
 
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twopaidplayersperclub!;203117 said:
Round 9 Tips

Doutta Stars v Royal Park / Brunswick
Royal Park to get over the line. Contessa 3 wickets & 80* runs.

___________________________________
You can add these predictions for Doutta Stars TPPPC (we don't want to exclude them from this exercise),

1) 460 mentions of being robbed of a premiership 4 years ago when McKinnon forced them to drive out to Tucker Rd.

2) 122 references to "Avacado tracksuits" and "Keilor scum".

3) 306 mentions of Rutley's 7'fa in that premiership all those years ago. 305 of those from himself. hahaha:D

4) Infinite mentions of how the world has conspired against Doutta Stars, again, when John Taylor returns for YCCC this weekend.

5) No mentions, references or otherwise to concerning themselves with themselves. Certainly no danger of that!

and Finally,
6) 1 Doutta Stars loss...@|
 
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twopaidplayersperclub!;203117 said:
Round 9 Tips

Doutta Stars v Royal Park / Brunswick
Royal Park to get over the line. Contessa 3 wickets & 80* runs.

___________________________________
You can add these predictions for Doutta Stars TPPPC (we don't want to exclude them from this exercise),

1) 460 mentions of being robbed of a premiership 4 years ago when McKinnon forced them to drive out to Tucker Rd.

2) 122 references to "Avacado tracksuits" and "Keilor scum".

3) 306 mentions of Rutley's 7'fa in that premiership all those years ago. 305 of those from himself. hahaha:D

4) Infinite mentions of how the world has conspired against Doutta Stars, again, when John Taylor returns for YCCC this weekend.

5) No mentions, references or otherwise to concerning themselves with themselves. Certainly no danger of that!

and Finally,
6) 1 Doutta Stars loss...@|
 
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worldowesdouttasomething;203897 said:
twopaidplayersperclub!;203117 said:
Round 9 Tips

Doutta Stars v Royal Park / Brunswick
Royal Park to get over the line. Contessa 3 wickets & 80* runs.

___________________________________
You can add these predictions for Doutta Stars TPPPC (we don't want to exclude them from this exercise),

1) 460 mentions of being robbed of a premiership 4 years ago when McKinnon forced them to drive out to Tucker Rd.

2) 122 references to "Avacado tracksuits" and "Keilor scum".

3) 306 mentions of Rutley's 7'fa in that premiership all those years ago. 305 of those from himself. hahaha:D

4) Infinite mentions of how the world has conspired against Doutta Stars, again, when John Taylor returns for YCCC this weekend.

5) No mentions, references or otherwise to concerning themselves with themselves. Certainly no danger of that!

and Finally,
6) 1 Doutta Stars loss...@|
hahahahahahahaha........gold:D
 
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worldowesdouttasomething;203897 said:
twopaidplayersperclub!;203117 said:
Round 9 Tips

Doutta Stars v Royal Park / Brunswick
Royal Park to get over the line. Contessa 3 wickets & 80* runs.

___________________________________
You can add these predictions for Doutta Stars TPPPC (we don't want to exclude them from this exercise),

1) 460 mentions of being robbed of a premiership 4 years ago when McKinnon forced them to drive out to Tucker Rd.

2) 122 references to "Avacado tracksuits" and "Keilor scum".

3) 306 mentions of Rutley's 7'fa in that premiership all those years ago. 305 of those from himself. hahaha:D

4) Infinite mentions of how the world has conspired against Doutta Stars, again, when John Taylor returns for YCCC this weekend.

5) No mentions, references or otherwise to concerning themselves with themselves. Certainly no danger of that!

and Finally,
6) 1 Doutta Stars loss...@|
hahahahahahahaha........gold:D
 
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worldowesdouttasomething;203897 said:
twopaidplayersperclub!;203117 said:
Round 9 Tips

Doutta Stars v Royal Park / Brunswick
Royal Park to get over the line. Contessa 3 wickets & 80* runs.

___________________________________
You can add these predictions for Doutta Stars TPPPC (we don't want to exclude them from this exercise),

1) 460 mentions of being robbed of a premiership 4 years ago when McKinnon forced them to drive out to Tucker Rd.

2) 122 references to "Avacado tracksuits" and "Keilor scum".

3) 306 mentions of Rutley's 7'fa in that premiership all those years ago. 305 of those from himself. hahaha:D

4) Infinite mentions of how the world has conspired against Doutta Stars, again, when John Taylor returns for YCCC this weekend.

5) No mentions, references or otherwise to concerning themselves with themselves. Certainly no danger of that!

and Finally,
6) 1 Doutta Stars loss...@|

You must be from YCCC champ obviously holding a grudge.Although you make some valid points,i have to agree with 1 thing written and please dont take this to heart but Avacado Tracksuits would have to be the most correct/funniest calls since Lindsay Howarth gave/triggered Boyle out caught behind in last years GF to hand you a win. Go Avacado i say.
 
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worldowesdouttasomething;203897 said:
twopaidplayersperclub!;203117 said:
Round 9 Tips

Doutta Stars v Royal Park / Brunswick
Royal Park to get over the line. Contessa 3 wickets & 80* runs.

___________________________________
You can add these predictions for Doutta Stars TPPPC (we don't want to exclude them from this exercise),

1) 460 mentions of being robbed of a premiership 4 years ago when McKinnon forced them to drive out to Tucker Rd.

2) 122 references to "Avacado tracksuits" and "Keilor scum".

3) 306 mentions of Rutley's 7'fa in that premiership all those years ago. 305 of those from himself. hahaha:D

4) Infinite mentions of how the world has conspired against Doutta Stars, again, when John Taylor returns for YCCC this weekend.

5) No mentions, references or otherwise to concerning themselves with themselves. Certainly no danger of that!

and Finally,
6) 1 Doutta Stars loss...@|

You must be from YCCC champ obviously holding a grudge.Although you make some valid points,i have to agree with 1 thing written and please dont take this to heart but Avacado Tracksuits would have to be the most correct/funniest calls since Lindsay Howarth gave/triggered Boyle out caught behind in last years GF to hand you a win. Go Avacado i say.
 
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Vicious and Well Directed;203871 said:
Pipe down dickhead! Everybody has a bit of fun throwing pot shots from the anonymity of a username, but pretending to be someone else is a cowardly dog act. Given the issues the Jackers had earlier in the year with racism, they hardly need some tool like you pretending to be their coach and posting bull******** like that.
well what are you dickhead,if you give it take it back.
actually this thread should be for positive stuff not doutta or who ever taking pot shots at one another.
What about talking about whos the best bat or quickest bowler.
Apologies for earlier post,but also have a go at earlier posters who are using names.
 
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Vicious and Well Directed;203871 said:
Pipe down dickhead! Everybody has a bit of fun throwing pot shots from the anonymity of a username, but pretending to be someone else is a cowardly dog act. Given the issues the Jackers had earlier in the year with racism, they hardly need some tool like you pretending to be their coach and posting bull******** like that.
well what are you dickhead,if you give it take it back.
actually this thread should be for positive stuff not doutta or who ever taking pot shots at one another.
What about talking about whos the best bat or quickest bowler.
Apologies for earlier post,but also have a go at earlier posters who are using names.
 
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worldowesdouttasomething;203897 said:
twopaidplayersperclub!;203117 said:
Round 9 Tips

Doutta Stars v Royal Park / Brunswick
Royal Park to get over the line. Contessa 3 wickets & 80* runs.

___________________________________
You can add these predictions for Doutta Stars TPPPC (we don't want to exclude them from this exercise),

1) 460 mentions of being robbed of a premiership 4 years ago when McKinnon forced them to drive out to Tucker Rd.
2) 122 references to "Avacado tracksuits" and "Keilor scum".

3) 306 mentions of Rutley's 7'fa in that premiership all those years ago. 305 of those from himself. hahaha:D

4) Infinite mentions of how the world has conspired against Doutta Stars, again, when John Taylor returns for YCCC this weekend.

5) No mentions, references or otherwise to concerning themselves with themselves. Certainly no danger of that!

and Finally,
6) 1 Doutta Stars loss...@|

I dont get it....
 
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worldowesdouttasomething;203897 said:
twopaidplayersperclub!;203117 said:
Round 9 Tips

Doutta Stars v Royal Park / Brunswick
Royal Park to get over the line. Contessa 3 wickets & 80* runs.

___________________________________
You can add these predictions for Doutta Stars TPPPC (we don't want to exclude them from this exercise),

1) 460 mentions of being robbed of a premiership 4 years ago when McKinnon forced them to drive out to Tucker Rd.
2) 122 references to "Avacado tracksuits" and "Keilor scum".

3) 306 mentions of Rutley's 7'fa in that premiership all those years ago. 305 of those from himself. hahaha:D

4) Infinite mentions of how the world has conspired against Doutta Stars, again, when John Taylor returns for YCCC this weekend.

5) No mentions, references or otherwise to concerning themselves with themselves. Certainly no danger of that!

and Finally,
6) 1 Doutta Stars loss...@|

I dont get it....
 
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worldowesdouttasomething;203914 said:
IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;203911 said:
Of course you don't. I didn't expect Doutta blogger's to 'get it'. I couldn't give you guy's that much credit judging by your earlier posts. But that's ok.

The message was intended to amuse non-Doutta contributors.

no i really dont get it! mckinnon....please explain that one!
so the message was intended for the 3 other people?
 
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worldowesdouttasomething;203914 said:
IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;203911 said:
Of course you don't. I didn't expect Doutta blogger's to 'get it'. I couldn't give you guy's that much credit judging by your earlier posts. But that's ok.

The message was intended to amuse non-Doutta contributors.

no i really dont get it! mckinnon....please explain that one!
so the message was intended for the 3 other people?
 
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