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Wasi Akrim;204095 said:
Hit a soft spot there Diz, sorry mate, i think you put up some funny threads!!!
Well its fair to say 3 out , all out and for most of last year it was 1 out all out... Im not naming names but from a distance there isnt much depth there, having said that, i will say your capt would have to be one the the "recruits of the year"...
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nah, you haven't offended me...yet :p

in fact, i think you'd find it hard to offend me. i've been lots called lots of things before and i can't really play cricket so...
 
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Wasi Akrim;204095 said:
Hit a soft spot there Diz, sorry mate, i think you put up some funny threads!!!
Well its fair to say 3 out , all out and for most of last year it was 1 out all out... Im not naming names but from a distance there isnt much depth there, having said that, i will say your capt would have to be one the the "recruits of the year"...
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nah, you haven't offended me...yet :p

in fact, i think you'd find it hard to offend me. i've been lots called lots of things before and i can't really play cricket so...
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;204096 said:
Who are the 3? ones not that fat ******** that opens the batting? he looks like he ********en stinks that fat ********!
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This coming from a man who name claims he licked the anus of an umpire who doesnt know the rules of cricket.... Well he is a solid opener so gotta give him a bit of credit, we arent talking aroma here rimmer !!
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;204096 said:
Who are the 3? ones not that fat ******** that opens the batting? he looks like he ********en stinks that fat ********!
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This coming from a man who name claims he licked the anus of an umpire who doesnt know the rules of cricket.... Well he is a solid opener so gotta give him a bit of credit, we arent talking aroma here rimmer !!
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;204015 said:
who has the most district discards?

Keilor - Marcy, Porter, Hutchinson, Bugeja, Neville.
Yarraville -Baker, OKeefe, Bronca, Smart
Doutta- McKinley, Rutley, Gray
Royal Park- Hillas, James, Stewart, Dalkin
Sth Caulf- A Russell, Sager
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You have left out Tate,ion Doutta
Spotty have Kratz,Broster,Mc carthy,Davies
 
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IRIMMEDLYNDSYHOWARTH;204015 said:
who has the most district discards?

Keilor - Marcy, Porter, Hutchinson, Bugeja, Neville.
Yarraville -Baker, OKeefe, Bronca, Smart
Doutta- McKinley, Rutley, Gray
Royal Park- Hillas, James, Stewart, Dalkin
Sth Caulf- A Russell, Sager
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You have left out Tate,ion Doutta
Spotty have Kratz,Broster,Mc carthy,Davies
 
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channel10 - biggest loser;204045 said:
dont forget our boy kratzy from spotty. played many a year for hawthorn in district cricket.
i tell ya what our boys will get over the line v mckinnon then we'll beat doutta next week so look out for spotty come finals boys!
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Is it true your keeper let go the last 4 balls of the game nee
ding 12 runs to win against Yccc ? Must have been on the phone to india
 
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channel10 - biggest loser;204045 said:
dont forget our boy kratzy from spotty. played many a year for hawthorn in district cricket.
i tell ya what our boys will get over the line v mckinnon then we'll beat doutta next week so look out for spotty come finals boys!
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Is it true your keeper let go the last 4 balls of the game nee
ding 12 runs to win against Yccc ? Must have been on the phone to india
 
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Javid Miandmum;204189 said:
Far too many sides in district cricket for some of these blokes to have played District ones..............
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VTCA should turn this comp into a one day competition. 40 0vers each, if theres a result before the 80 overs, play stops. none of this bonus points rubbish etc. they would get more players playing and it would be a much more enjoyable comp! VTCA taking this comp too seriously. if people want to play serious cricket they would / should be going to district cricket!
 
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Javid Miandmum;204189 said:
Far too many sides in district cricket for some of these blokes to have played District ones..............
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VTCA should turn this comp into a one day competition. 40 0vers each, if theres a result before the 80 overs, play stops. none of this bonus points rubbish etc. they would get more players playing and it would be a much more enjoyable comp! VTCA taking this comp too seriously. if people want to play serious cricket they would / should be going to district cricket!
 
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Hey Javid who do u play for out of curiosity??? Not that you have to play or be any good at cricket to post on this forum because i certainly carnt play :) (sorry to use smiley face,but im looking at myself ver hard in the mirror so i gues its ok,and looking good HIV looking real good ;) ) but yeah would just like to know.

HIV
 
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Hey Javid who do u play for out of curiosity??? Not that you have to play or be any good at cricket to post on this forum because i certainly carnt play :) (sorry to use smiley face,but im looking at myself ver hard in the mirror so i gues its ok,and looking good HIV looking real good ;) ) but yeah would just like to know.

HIV
 
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Hey Javid who do u play for out of curiosity??? Not that you have to play or be any good at cricket to post on this forum because i certainly carnt play :) (sorry to use smiley face,but im looking at myself very hard in the mirror so i gues its ok,and might i add looking good HIV looking real good ;) ) but yeah would just like to know.

HIV
 
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Hey Javid who do u play for out of curiosity??? Not that you have to play or be any good at cricket to post on this forum because i certainly carnt play :) (sorry to use smiley face,but im looking at myself very hard in the mirror so i gues its ok,and might i add looking good HIV looking real good ;) ) but yeah would just like to know.

HIV
 
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Bagsofwickets;204195 said:
VTCA should turn this comp into a one day competition. 40 0vers each, if theres a result before the 80 overs, play stops. none of this bonus points rubbish etc. they would get more players playing and it would be a much more enjoyable comp! VTCA taking this comp too seriously. if people want to play serious cricket they would / should be going to district cricket!
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Well go to another comp.then
 
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Bagsofwickets;204195 said:
VTCA should turn this comp into a one day competition. 40 0vers each, if theres a result before the 80 overs, play stops. none of this bonus points rubbish etc. they would get more players playing and it would be a much more enjoyable comp! VTCA taking this comp too seriously. if people want to play serious cricket they would / should be going to district cricket!
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Well go to another comp.then
 
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Bagsofwickets;204195 said:
VTCA should turn this comp into a one day competition. 40 0vers each, if theres a result before the 80 overs, play stops. none of this bonus points rubbish etc. they would get more players playing and it would be a much more enjoyable comp! VTCA taking this comp too seriously. if people want to play serious cricket they would / should be going to district cricket!
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we can all wear coloured clothes and use a white ball. spectators are welcome to bring beach balls, banners and their own stash of piss down to the grounds, there will be a dj at each ground and they will play a theme song when each batsman walks to the crease (for me it will be the 90's hit song Dizzy, by Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff), there will be 4 giant inflatable penis' positioned at straight and square boundaries, if you hit the big dick on the full it's 6 runs and you get the suck the umpires off after the game, plus to top it all off, both teams shower together after the game, followed by a karaoke competition between both teams where crucial bonus points can be earned.
 
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Bagsofwickets;204195 said:
VTCA should turn this comp into a one day competition. 40 0vers each, if theres a result before the 80 overs, play stops. none of this bonus points rubbish etc. they would get more players playing and it would be a much more enjoyable comp! VTCA taking this comp too seriously. if people want to play serious cricket they would / should be going to district cricket!
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we can all wear coloured clothes and use a white ball. spectators are welcome to bring beach balls, banners and their own stash of piss down to the grounds, there will be a dj at each ground and they will play a theme song when each batsman walks to the crease (for me it will be the 90's hit song Dizzy, by Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff), there will be 4 giant inflatable penis' positioned at straight and square boundaries, if you hit the big dick on the full it's 6 runs and you get the suck the umpires off after the game, plus to top it all off, both teams shower together after the game, followed by a karaoke competition between both teams where crucial bonus points can be earned.
 
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DizzyGillepsie;204255 said:
we can all wear coloured clothes and use a white ball. spectators are welcome to bring beach balls, banners and their own stash of piss down to the grounds, there will be a dj at each ground and they will play a theme song when each batsman walks to the crease (for me it will be the 90's hit song Dizzy, by Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff), there will be 4 giant inflatable penis' positioned at straight and square boundaries, if you hit the big dick on the full it's 6 runs and you get the suck the umpires off after the game, plus to top it all off, both teams shower together after the game, followed by a karaoke competition between both teams where crucial bonus points can be earned.
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Darel Brown is still the most valuable player in the league then.
 
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DizzyGillepsie;204255 said:
we can all wear coloured clothes and use a white ball. spectators are welcome to bring beach balls, banners and their own stash of piss down to the grounds, there will be a dj at each ground and they will play a theme song when each batsman walks to the crease (for me it will be the 90's hit song Dizzy, by Vic Reeves and the Wonderstuff), there will be 4 giant inflatable penis' positioned at straight and square boundaries, if you hit the big dick on the full it's 6 runs and you get the suck the umpires off after the game, plus to top it all off, both teams shower together after the game, followed by a karaoke competition between both teams where crucial bonus points can be earned.
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Darel Brown is still the most valuable player in the league then.
 
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NorthClubsDontPayPlayers;204263 said:
Darel Brown is still the most valuable player in the league then.
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I am the best one day player in the league man. I love the one day game man. I can bowl 20 overs and bat for 40 overs each week man. This way I can ensure the developing players do not get a go man.

PS: Dizzy Gillespie's suggestions of inflatable you know what's can be substituted by Daisy's pipe at full mast man.
 
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NorthClubsDontPayPlayers;204263 said:
Darel Brown is still the most valuable player in the league then.
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I am the best one day player in the league man. I love the one day game man. I can bowl 20 overs and bat for 40 overs each week man. This way I can ensure the developing players do not get a go man.

PS: Dizzy Gillespie's suggestions of inflatable you know what's can be substituted by Daisy's pipe at full mast man.
 
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Daisy Brown;204269 said:
I am the best one day player in the league man. I love the one day game man. I can bowl 20 overs and bat for 40 overs each week man. This way I can ensure the developing players do not get a go man.

PS: Dizzy Gillespie's suggestions of inflatable you know what's can be substituted by Daisy's pipe at full mast man.
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Daisy dont forget 2nd innings bonus points where you can go out and bat for 3-4 overs. If you were playing in a comp where North Clubs did play players, then some may consider you trying to get more $$$ out of your team. Luckily you play for the north where North Clubs Dont Pay Players, so i will give you the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Daisy Brown;204269 said:
I am the best one day player in the league man. I love the one day game man. I can bowl 20 overs and bat for 40 overs each week man. This way I can ensure the developing players do not get a go man.

PS: Dizzy Gillespie's suggestions of inflatable you know what's can be substituted by Daisy's pipe at full mast man.
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Daisy dont forget 2nd innings bonus points where you can go out and bat for 3-4 overs. If you were playing in a comp where North Clubs did play players, then some may consider you trying to get more $$$ out of your team. Luckily you play for the north where North Clubs Dont Pay Players, so i will give you the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Daisy Brown;204269 said:
I am the best one day player in the league man. I love the one day game man. I can bowl 20 overs and bat for 40 overs each week man. This way I can ensure the developing players do not get a go man.

PS: Dizzy Gillespie's suggestions of inflatable you know what's can be substituted by Daisy's pipe at full mast man.
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it's a shame you aren't allowed to bowl from both ends, otherwise i'm sure your superior stamina and agility would allow you to
 
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Daisy Brown;204269 said:
I am the best one day player in the league man. I love the one day game man. I can bowl 20 overs and bat for 40 overs each week man. This way I can ensure the developing players do not get a go man.

PS: Dizzy Gillespie's suggestions of inflatable you know what's can be substituted by Daisy's pipe at full mast man.
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it's a shame you aren't allowed to bowl from both ends, otherwise i'm sure your superior stamina and agility would allow you to
 
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Massive match for Doutta today. If Royal Park knock them off, this forum could either erupt, or be the quietest ever as Rutley and Co may have a week off...

Personally Im off to see the blockbuster North A game between Aberfeldie and Westmeadows. So many North games, so little time to see them all. Cant wait till Foxtel cover North matches when it expands its channels to include Fox Sports 46.
 
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Massive match for Doutta today. If Royal Park knock them off, this forum could either erupt, or be the quietest ever as Rutley and Co may have a week off...

Personally Im off to see the blockbuster North A game between Aberfeldie and Westmeadows. So many North games, so little time to see them all. Cant wait till Foxtel cover North matches when it expands its channels to include Fox Sports 46.
 
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NorthClubsDontPayPlayers;204372 said:
Massive match for Doutta today. If Royal Park knock them off, this forum could either erupt, or be the quietest ever as Rutley and Co may have a week off...

Personally Im off to see the blockbuster North A game between Aberfeldie and Westmeadows. So many North games, so little time to see them all. Cant wait till Foxtel cover North matches when it expands its channels to include Fox Sports 46.
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Keilor Smashed an embarrising Youlden Today.... Scott Porter 180 in the 2nd innings

Keilor could be 2nd or 3rd going into this weeks big game against Yarraville...

Thoughts on the big clash ?????
 
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NorthClubsDontPayPlayers;204372 said:
Massive match for Doutta today. If Royal Park knock them off, this forum could either erupt, or be the quietest ever as Rutley and Co may have a week off...

Personally Im off to see the blockbuster North A game between Aberfeldie and Westmeadows. So many North games, so little time to see them all. Cant wait till Foxtel cover North matches when it expands its channels to include Fox Sports 46.
Click to expand...


Keilor Smashed an embarrising Youlden Today.... Scott Porter 180 in the 2nd innings

Keilor could be 2nd or 3rd going into this weeks big game against Yarraville...

Thoughts on the big clash ?????
 
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vtca2007;204444 said:
Keilor Smashed an embarrising Youlden Today.... Scott Porter 180 in the 2nd innings

Keilor could be 2nd or 3rd going into this weeks big game against Yarraville...

Thoughts on the big clash ?????
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Scott Porter is one of the best players in the VTCA. Interesting that he is not a paid player :confused:
 
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vtca2007;204444 said:
Keilor Smashed an embarrising Youlden Today.... Scott Porter 180 in the 2nd innings

Keilor could be 2nd or 3rd going into this weeks big game against Yarraville...

Thoughts on the big clash ?????
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Scott Porter is one of the best players in the VTCA. Interesting that he is not a paid player :confused:
 
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