SomeblokecalledDave.
Some Bloke Called Dave
I find most of the logic that is supposed to apply on turf wickets doesn't actually play out as you'd expect. It only turns like Shane Warne when the pitch is a council pitch that replicates a day 3,4 or 5 wicket with dirty great holes all over it. Other than that it's anyone's guess as to what happens. I'm more interested when a wicket gives you variable bounce and those that actually give you loads of bounce.