City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

[Merlot a good drop]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Evening All,

As I am out of town and will not return to the mansion due to the current storms for a while I have to lodge the

pre dinner drinks which is a precursor to the half & full bottle on some of the results that have been sms to me.

Don't worry about nostradamus what about Merlotdamus !!!! and I quote

Would love to see B's mob do what they have regularly done in the H & A season and munch through the jellies.A big task but we have a big man for the job.Their only threat will be the rain as the jellies are experts at manipulating rain delay games.


our very own B who will take the long stick to the jellies


Word has filtered in from Aeroplane Jelly park ( previously Gold Cap park )
that the jellies wobbled all over the place and made a paltry 80 odd.now Clocker you will need to drop the Juggernaut tag!!!!!

The BCF's very own B took the long stick to the jellies in front of a somewhat silent and subdued crowd.Not even the onfield combination of Big Mossey and the Big Mossey fan could stop the carnage.There was some unconfirmed controvery of B batting on after passing the paltry target but I will check with the woman on the tram to get more details.Congratulations B and your boys from the oasis Merl has been on the bandwagon all season and I think I will shelve the trip home from the country retreat and just pop open a couple of bottles Merlot along with some jelly and ice cream.Also any chance of a guest return to the BCF now that we have got rid of the imposter who tried to cut you down?

Barrack and his hench men have a lot to answer for, with many dead rubbers as the higher side had no incentive to make a game of it.Many teams were unaware of the 45 over rule while others may rue the taking early tea after missing out on the 90 minutes lost rule.Maybe Hiliary could have at least publicise these things to clubs.


The Highway pretenders left the millionaires penniless after batting them out of the game which was eventually called off early to stop the boredom for all concern.Rumuor has it that the GG retained his place and made a few runs.However if this is cricket I would rather have tidly winks!!

Merl's own Cluden have no Rhodes scholars in the team as they were in control having batted first and being able to make a game of it had they known the 45 over rule!!!They get another chance against the photo identikits who never gave the gas bottles a chance to refill with gas.Another dead game shame Barrack,shame!!!.Burger I hope you were able to identify all those present.


The new wiggle in the big red car must be kidding after the computer technically inefficient Merl took half a lifetime to trawl the web to finally find some info on the new Wiggle.It might help if your Bloods had a mycricket link on your web site!!!

Your season tally of 181 with a highest score of 58 along with tallies of 148 and 191 for a couple of your supposed guns would be lucky to win an E or F grade batting average title.let's not get too carried away with turf cricket none of whom would have played today after the storm.

You left the oasis 2 for whatever reason and ironically have opened the floddgates with the ridiculous notion that the DDCA is a better standard.While the CMCA has certainly dropped in standard since Merl was flaying bowlers all over the place, you better wake up before you crash the big red car!!


Speaking on the oasis 2 how did it stand up to the storm and did it get it's old title of Lake Centenary back?But I suppose it would have some stiff competition from Lake Etihad!! after last night's fiasco!!!!

I will be back with the full bottle on my return to Melbourne when scores have been posted.

until next time.....keep searching......vino sipping poster... Prof Merlotdamus

 

[brett]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Was not expecting you to agree with me and it was not a sledge on the CMCA.

 

[Damien Krotofil]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

we always knew if we could get them in a final we could upset them. esbc tennis club will be out in straight sets after the performance from the weekend. more threats to our supporter base again as well.

i wonder how ash will feel if or when he wins the b grade flag when he realises he missed out on a longy flag with his brother.

 

[golf]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Was not expecting you to agree with me and it was not a sledge on the CMCA.

I came to the CMCA from the DDCA, and have played with and against good cricketers from both comps. The main difference is the amount of money paid in the DDCA. I find it ridiculous that clubs pay $10,000+ for players to play park cricket.

The best comp I played in was the YCW Sunday league about 20 or so years ago. You had players from a wide variety of competitions playing, ranging from ex Test cricketers down.

I also would like to congratulate the KHCC teams that won over the weekend. Our 3rds are in a GF after going up a grade, and our 2's are in a PF after doing the same, while our 6ths range in age from 15 to 50+ and won a tight game to also progress to a PF.

 

[brett]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

I came to the CMCA from the DDCA, and have played with and against good cricketers from both comps. The main difference is the amount of money paid in the DDCA. I find it ridiculous that clubs pay $10,000+ for players to play park cricket.

The best comp I played in was the YCW Sunday league about 20 or so years ago. You had players from a wide variety of competitions playing, ranging from ex Test cricketers down.

I also would like to congratulate the KHCC teams that won over the weekend. Our 3rds are in a GF after going up a grade, and our 2's are in a PF after doing the same, while our 6ths range in age from 15 to 50+ and won a tight game to also progress to a PF.

Well said mate, yes there is lots of $$$$ in the DDCA which enables to attract good cricketers. It is great to hear another perspective from someone else who has played in other leagues and the comparison, but for what it's worth my understanding is that going back 15-25 years the CMCA was at it's peak i am have been told and that it is a shadow of it's former self?

 

[Sugar]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Interesting comment from someone who came back to CMCA after 8 years at district level... CMCA at the very least equal to 3rd XI District level. Not the walk in the park that was anticipated.

It's irrelevant to carry on about the 'demise' of the comp's standard from 15-20 years ago... mats, today's older players (who go on about the 'glory days' more than most) were younger & fitter, selective memories, less competition from other sports. It's just a sign of the times.

 

[Merlot a good drop]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Evening All,

Brett,

What's the point of asking for an opinion and then saying you knew I would disagree with you.It is not a case of disagreeing for the sake of it rather having a look at the facts.

As stated I had a look at you and your players stats which too me are very ordinary at best.The CMCA while an ageing competition is still of reasonable standard but the well travelled Merlot who did have a brief stint in Premier cricket would argue with Biggsy assessment of equal to premier 3rds standard.Like the CMCA premier 3rds very best and worst are polls apart.When not cruising down south in the Beemer Merl has been known to pop into nearby Prahran,St.Kilda,Melb,Camberwell Magpies to have a look at the so called Premier cricket.Maybe the previous title of District cricket is more accurate.

Sugar,

While no doubt you and my good BCF friend Uncle MIck implore me not to keep refering to the past that was Merl's hey day with East & West Bentleigh ( before they found grog ) dominating the competition, a young GG moving the ball both ways at a frightening pace,John Lilley,a younger Ian Longmuir, no jellies,even Jumbo Park, where teams regularly made over 300 runs in a day, so many great players who would eat today's lot for breakfast!!!

Mats and not the batsman friendly carpet you have today has prolonged and lenghtened many careers.

Some heavy weights have managed to stay in the game at the top level and certainly wouldn't get in the cox plate at weight for age!!!!!

Like it or not standards have dropped with many lopsided results as a consequence.

Rather than sook if you have a different opinion I realise the BCF is a forum for diversified views and no doubt will get some.Bring them on!!

Still waiting on more of Jimmy's stats before an expanded and full bodied full bottle!!!

until next time...keep searching.... vino sippingposter.... Prof Merlotdamus

 

[big mossy fan]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

what ever neil...

 

[brett]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Merl i fail to see how my stats have anything to do with the debate/opinion of the comparisons there is from one league to another.

 

[Jimmy Olson]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

MyCricket: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association

Highlights & scores now posted on CMCA website

Archie, and I quote - "As our mate Clocker would say, take a look at the % of who goes under their real names on this site, and you will see that burg,um,brett,jimmy and everyone else are using nick names or whatevers, so whats the issue." - What a load of ****************, Brett actually is Brett and the rest are all plain to see who they are, no secrecy or sculduggery there. At the end of the day I think it is supposed to be a bit of fun and interest, not a chance to take veiled pot shots at people. Knowing how fair minded you are, I would think you would concur. Jimmy Olson

 

[The Old Bill]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

No I didn't "mean" to say rd 8. I meant to say what I said, rd 9. I have no interest in trying to do a dodgy and play an unqualified player.

On that though I also thought it was 3 games and therfore he would qualify but if this is not the case then he won't play simple as that. Might have to consult my trusty cmca handbook!

Army - Seems like you didn't consult the handbook too well!

 

[Dr Squeak]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

we always knew if we could get them in a final we could upset them. esbc tennis club will be out in straight sets after the performance from the weekend. more threats to our supporter base again as well.

i wonder how ash will feel if or when he wins the b grade flag when he realises he missed out on a longy flag with his brother.

Great win by "The Machine" on the weekend.

Hopefully u boys finish the job & take home the title!!

Cheers

Squeak

 

[Uncle Mick]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

MyCricket: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association

Highlights & scores now posted on CMCA website

Archie, and I quote - "As our mate Clocker would say, take a look at the % of who goes under their real names on this site, and you will see that burg,um,brett,jimmy and everyone else are using nick names or whatevers, so whats the issue." - What a load of ****************, Brett actually is Brett and the rest are all plain to see who they are, no secrecy or sculduggery there. At the end of the day I think it is supposed to be a bit of fun and interest, not a chance to take veiled pot shots at people. Knowing how fair minded you are, I would think you would concur. Jimmy Olson

I think that's the main point. Those who feel aggrieved by comments from the anonymous posters want to know who's taking the pot shots at them for their right of reply. I know when old man Merl entered the scene I was keen to get to the bottom of who was having a dig. Once we cleared things up and became BCF chums, I was/am content to let the mystery remain. Individuals like Quilton can carry on all they like. Personally, it's a backhanded compliment if someone feels the need to take aim when we fail.

Anyway back to the cricket where the Juggernaut are in the unfamiliar position of staving off the idnignity of bowing out in (as 'B' would put it) straight sets. I think they've only been here once or twice before in the their reign of terror and history suggests they should account for the Hooped Ones for another crack at the bogey side. Interesting to note I can recall only back as far as my season with them - but Mackie was the only loss of that season and they Gold Caps have since failed to secure a win against the oasis in 4 outings.
By the way, Bunt - were you taking the piss when you put in Biggie's score for the press report? Not often you see a sub-30 score in the mentions....
West Bentleigh were simply making up the numbers after rain intervened.
Ditto Omega in Woolnough Shield. Some of these sides will understandably feel hard done by given the circumstances, but I tend to agree with the ruling as it rewards the higher ranked sides who have done the biz all season.
Having a relatively quiet run after a good start the season, Ash Bott reminded everyone he's still one of the premier bowlers in Woolnough Shield with 5 of Cluden's 6 wickets. Not sure what the 45 over rule is, but again, the C's were left hapless and helpless when the rain kicked in. Fortunately for them their season was good enough that they've been rewarded with the double chance.
Brad Lockhart did what he does best to ensure his side has it's best chance to make the jump up to Woolnough Shield in 2 weeks. He took the long stick and the red pen out making an unbeaten 79 in Chelsea's 3/161. While in the other game, Kingston Heath led by Mario Morel showed sustained success in the lower grades by marching into a Quiney Shield preliminary final.
Jono Guttman's boys tried to bat themselves into a GF, but didn't count on a solid effort from all 6 Centrals bowlers who virtually put their side into a GF dismissing the Lakers for 100. They did make a game of it however, losing 6 wickets in the run chase. AERSL must've taken some batting notes from their 1st XI during the week to be bundled out of the finals with a dysmal 89. Mssrs Dolman & Sherlock had a Michelle each.
Again it's the Golfers on the leader board booking an E Grade GF berth when they made 7/201 to bat the Spiders out of it. The Spiders meet the Lakers who dealt Big Bertha's boys a similar blow by batting out the match.
In F Grade UM stood in on an impressive bowling performance by 2 openers who took 46 overs to get through the Two Blues line up for 68. The Heighters always looked comfortable chasing the target in 40 overs, but when the skipper came in at number 3 with the score on 37, he was all too keen to get the game over with as quick as possible taking 16 off what turned out to be the final over of the game when he monstered 2 balls in a row over the fence (the last one onto the roof of the pavilion) earning himself an early beer. Speaking of beer, UM fears he may not be welcome at Simpson Reserve anytime soon after giving a couple of decisions the Two Blues bats didn't agree with.
Dik Browne's finest didn't need Lucky Eddie as he ripped through the Wash Ups for an early night with Helga. However, that early night was put on hold when Chelt Park were forced to bat for the draw and advance to week 2 of the finals.
Le Page were again on the receiving end getting stuck in the field until a result was beyond doubt. Fortunately for the Panthers, this time they live to fight another day when they face AERSL who snuck home against the Hoops.
The Wanderers tried to make a game of their H Grade battle for a GF spot, but claim the 10 scalps required consigning themselves to a prelim final match next weekend. The Two Blues held off a fast finishing EBCCC to hang on for dear life and book a meeting with the Foreign Legion when the Mason and the Green Machine both snared 6's for their respective sides.
Rick Milsom dominated the back & front 9 for the Golf Club XI who got the job done against the Juggernaut dregs. And Beaumaris did as they pleased battering Chelsea into submission piling on the runs and waltzing into the big dance in a fortnight.
The Beach boys remain in the 1 day race making light work of Chelt Park and Dizzie's ring ins bowled well enough to hold off the C's for a GF appearance.

Good luck to all this coming weekend. Let's hope the weather holds out.

 

[CLOCKER]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Has the Juggernaut struck the proverbial iceberg, and are the passengers oblivious to their fate? Their middle order is beginning to look a little like the Hoops line up.They are beating up ordinary attacks but fumbling when the pressure is cranked up a few notches.They have a lot of work ahead of them and recovering from such comprehensive defeat.The performance of the Oasis line up was brutal and methodical. They never lost their nerve or self belief and Buddha has them peaking at the right time.A week off is their reward,and for the first time since the McIntyre system came into force the Juggernaut has to play a Preliminary final and the Oasis has finally played to their potential. The banter between the opposing supporters was interesting and would not have taken much to get out of control at various stages.There is a bit of history between these two clubs.Is that what we want to see at these games? I think not.

The Hoops did enough to hang together and shut down the game.Disappointing end for the West Bentleigh boys, but really no one too blame but themselves.Far too inconsistent throughout the year and that loss to the Juggernaut in Round 10 cost them 3rd place and possibly another crack at the Juggernaut.

The West Stars were clinical and showed no stage fright.The Real Deal did all they could but time was against them.Irrespective they were not disgraced and will take on a confident Hampton Central in what should be an absolute corker of a match.Not sure how the Real Deal will handle the big wind swept surrounds of Hurlingham Park, which has to be one of the most sterile places too watch cricket.It lacks atmosphere, and the constant flow of traffic from the Highway just detracts from the enjoyment.The Grand final should be played at Centenary Park which is in magnificent condition, and is somewhat rain proof.(That was a paid advertisement on behalf of the BUCC.All enquires should be directed to John Halliday.)

The Centrals went into emergency lockdown and shut out not only recalcitrant posters, but the gallant Ommies.They did not even give them a sniff. Meanwhile I was desperately trying to lose a surveillance vehicle that spotted me trying to enter Simpson Reserve with a fake photo id. Close call, but can always count on the West Stars providing a little bit of cover and a plausible alibi.The Men in Black were circling the area watching and waiting.Joking aside the committee at Centrals have done a magnificent job in getting 4 teams into the finals, with three playing this weekend and one already booked into a Grand Final. Their juniors have repaid the faith shown in them.

My spies tell me that it was a debacle down at Oasis II on Sunday.I am reliably informed that both sides were playing in the dark with respect to which rules applied.The umpires were under the impression that the old fashioned time rule was in effect, and after a number of frantic calls by respective team managements they needed the Dick Cheney of the CMCA, the VP himself, 'Boof' Rainey to enter the playing arena, stop play, and explain the situation to the players and the umpires.Absolute debacle. I am also told that events which transpired later in the game was worth paying an entrance fee, or at the very least contributing a gold coin donation.Pure Gold. The Uniting supporters were at their vociferous best, and the place was rocking, or so I am told.

 

[Bottsy]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

To whoever it is impersonating Buddha you are surely not the sharpest tool in the shed. Obviously we still speak to each other and there is no bad blood from either side. Both clubs are thrilled to be in the position we are in and you must lack a lot of ticker to be hiding under his name.

 

[The Mentalist]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

MyCricket: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association

Highlights & scores now posted on CMCA website

Archie, and I quote - "As our mate Clocker would say, take a look at the % of who goes under their real names on this site, and you will see that burg,um,brett,jimmy and everyone else are using nick names or whatevers, so whats the issue." - What a load of ****************, Brett actually is Brett and the rest are all plain to see who they are, no secrecy or sculduggery there. At the end of the day I think it is supposed to be a bit of fun and interest, not a chance to take veiled pot shots at people. Knowing how fair minded you are, I would think you would concur. Jimmy Olson

''Oh dear Jimmy'',
Once again you are being far too sensitive, and once again you are PRESUMING that i and others know everyone who's on this site.
Try and stick to the relevent comments, and as far as being veiled pot shots, i don't think so as i was merely stating that '' not eveyone knows who everyone is, its that simple.
Moving on to the cricket, great win by the machine and good luck to them in the big one, its open slather now as my spies tell me that the gold caps are struggling with injuries to 2 key personal, also their bowling is not what it once was, i'm also not sure why BB is not opening the attack with C....s.
Anyway the Hoops have a great opportunity and congrats to them as well for getting through, still some questions regarding their batting and their big guns will need to stand up this week, if they do, they can win.
Its a worthy Prelim.

 

[Merlot a good drop]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Evening All,

Congratulations to Uncle Mick,Clocker and my good friend Arch on some great posts which i enjoyed immensley.It filled me in on all the action especially since I wasn't able to see any of it,hopefully I will make up for it this week.No doubt Jimmy enjoyed your prose Arch?

I had a sneaking suspicion that the post wasn't from our very own B and maybe it is time the moderators remove this imposter from our forum.They could also get rid of gutter mouth while they are at it!

Biggie while you and the wannabes want me to be one of the 3 Bears as stated monotously I am not Neil, Jimmy's already told you that and I can't spell or write prose!!!Also I thought Arch once again summed it up perfectly just because some of you know who belongs to which nick name doesn't mean everyone knows whos who!!This will be a longer saga than Blue Hills which for you younger folk was a long running radio soap long before neighbours!!! Stick to your guns Burger don't reply to anyone without a photo identikit.

Brett,

I can see why you are driving the Big Red car and while I call you the ..... , when you just don't get it.

You asked for opinions on other associations of which Merl has been part of a few of them but that CMCA magnet keeps dragging him back to his roots.

You rightly or wrongly gave the impression that your current comp the DDCA was a better comp.After some meticulous research Merl just pointed out that you and a few of your team mates were not setting the world on fire with the bat ,while you team didn't have too many points in the wins column.I have no desire to trawl through my cricket and get info on other sides in your comp to compare them.Just kiss and make up with the oasis 2 mob and come and play on the new bowling green they have laid for you and I am sure your run tally will double and you could once again carry them on your back to another Longy flag.


Oasis and oasisless Bottsy congratulations from Merl one of your greatest fans I hope the two of you can taste the ultimate success but will little brother have the greater bragging rites????

Apologies to the few diehards in the SCFTC i will try and publish results and the draw for this week tomorrow.

until next time...keep searching......vino sipping poster........ Merlot

 

[CLOCKER]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Preliminary Final tips.
Longmuir Juggernaut
Woolnough ASIO
Quiney Golfers
D Grade Bentleigh ANA
E Grade Bentleigh Uniting
F Grade ASIO
G Grade Le Page Park (playing the Diggers not East Bentleigh)
H Grade Foreign Legion
I Grade Chelsea Heights
1 Day Grade Cluden

 

[Jimmy Olson]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Always enjoy Archies musings, just don't always agree and am not sure why he thinks I'm tho thenthitive!!! Promise not to cry, something the top tier sportsmen these days would do well to remember.
As far as different comps go, I think they all have their own style and all have strength and weakness areas. CMCA was a very attacking comp when I started with lots of catchers and a sharp bowler in every team but since green stuff has become a defensive minded philosophy, not worse just different.


Longmuir Juggies

Woolnough Two Blues

Quiney Golfers

D Grade Royals

E Grade Spiders

F Grade Cheltenham Park

G Grade Panthers (Diggers seem to struggle with 2 neutrals)

H Grade Nomads

I Grade Chelsea Heights

1 Day Grade C's

 

[Uncle Mick]

Re: City of Moorabbin Cricket Association 09/10

Always enjoy Archies musings, just don't always agree and am not sure why he thinks I'm tho thenthitive!!! Promise not to cry, something the top tier sportsmen these days would do well to remember.
As far as different comps go, I think they all have their own style and all have strength and weakness areas. CMCA was a very attacking comp when I started with lots of catchers and a sharp bowler in every team but since green stuff has become a defensive minded philosophy, not worse just different.


Longmuir Juggies

Woolnough Two Blues

Quiney Golfers

D Grade Royals

E Grade Spiders

F Grade Cheltenham Park

G Grade Panthers (Diggers seem to struggle with 2 neutrals)

H Grade Nomads

I Grade Chelsea Heights

1 Day Grade C's

Wow! There's a statement if ever there was one.