Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

[ToThePavilion]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Grant Dew / Blair Allen LOL ha ha ha

 

[supersaintjohnny]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

I'll second that Ando, well batted junior jock

Thanks Bourney, Ando and Seany, appreciate it fellas.

 

[ToThePavilion]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

if someone says hornet i will spew up

What about Grant Dew/Blair Allen, im sure there is someone out there that thinks these to were a pleaseure to play against. LOL

 

[ToThePavilion]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Thanks Bourney, Ando and Seany, appreciate it fellas.

Not bad Junior, was watching from the trees. . .
Suprised RSPCA weren't there in a flash anybody bashing cheetahs with a lump of wood, would definatley have them angry. . .

 

[beckodelay]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

What about Grant Dew/Blair Allen, im sure there is someone out there that thinks these to were a pleaseure to play against. LOL

+ 9 otha ebcc 1st XI memba's

 

[ToThePavilion]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Question for all:

Geelong Cricket Association All-star A vs B competition if they ever have one
I'll start off with the captians of each side

A-Side..................................B-Side
1. B.Haunstein (capt)............. 1. R.Kiddle (capt)
2. ....................................... 2. .......................................
3. ....................................... 3. .......................................
4. ....................................... 4. .......................................
5. ....................................... 5. .......................................
6. ....................................... 6. .......................................
7. ....................................... 7. .......................................
8. ....................................... 8. .......................................
9. ....................................... 9. .......................................
10. ...................................... 10. .......................................
11. ...................................... 11. .......................................
12th Man. ............................. 12th Man. ..............................

 

[beckodelay]

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Don't know what these Cheetah cricket players/supporters are smoking at training but i do remember that they played bush cricket last year, (must have been sleeping with with BPCA commitee to get a geurnsey) But i must say i dont think they will be getting much sleep if that vein is popping out of murrays head and he has the sleeves rolled up to improve that nice tan of his. . . .
Nobody likes a welled tanned cricketer with a vein out of his forehead especially with a new pill in his hand.

Good luck cheetahs you may need to take out life insurance for this one. . .

12:25pm sat
opena cheetah 1 2 cheetah 2 "cmon mate just get thru this new ball then theyre got nothin"
both cheetahs look2the "pavillion" @ bakers oval onli 2 c 9 blokes whited& fully geared up, helmets, chest protectors, arm guards, mouthguards.
all petrified & sh!tting emselves
cheetah 2 "yeah yeah yeah we c c c c can do it"
cheetah 1 "y ya stuttering"
cheetah 2 "cos im cheetas2008 & im sh!ttin meself, murry bowls heat n rebel ran out of chest protectors"
cheetah 1 "ahhhh f*ck we playin st albans?!? the bloke im replacing said we had teesdale, f*ck this im outta ere, murry bowls waaaaaaaay2fast4me" kicks his stumps ova
4 batsmen wit their gear on r seen cryin playin paper, scissors rock to c who has2bat next.
becko and the badger sittin bak watchn grown men cry. LOL'ing

Go CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAHS!!

LOL LOL


4da record 1:17pm 10 cheetah wikets down wit 38 on the bored!!

 

[Ljp86]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Okay guys, I know you are all passionate about your cricket but there's no need to resort to abuse, swearing or personal attacks in order to get your point across. It's just not on.

If you have a problem, PM a mod or admin or report any posts you think are out of line, that way we can make this thread friendly to all.

Now let's get this thread back on track.

 

[Badger]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

12:25pm sat
opena cheetah 1 2 cheetah 2 "cmon mate just get thru this new ball then theyre got nothin"
both cheetahs look2the "pavillion" @ bakers oval onli 2 c 9 blokes whited& fully geared up, helmets, chest protectors, arm guards, mouthguards.
all petrified & sh!tting emselves
cheetah 2 "yeah yeah yeah we c c c c can do it"
cheetah 1 "y ya stuttering"
cheetah 2 "cos im cheetas2008 & im sh!ttin meself, murry bowls heat n rebel ran out of chest protectors"
cheetah 1 "ahhhh f*ck we playin st albans?!? the bloke im replacing said we had teesdale, f*ck this im outta ere, murry bowls waaaaaaaay2fast4me" kicks his stumps ova
4 batsmen wit their gear on r seen cryin playin paper, scissors rock to c who has2bat next.
becko and the badger sittin bak watchn grown men cry. LOL'ing

Go CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAHS!!

LOL LOL


4da record 1:17pm 10 cheetah wikets down wit 38 on the bored!!

hahahahahahah becko you're easily the funniest c..t on here.
p.s. cheetahs with 38 on the board, 34 are leg byes, and 4 was a french cut.

 

[just do it]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

A colleague at work told me there's been more than one problem with Babbsys drinking since he came to South. I got told told on good mail that this is the case, the person who told me plays with your club.

Care to let us know what these things were Babies Arm?

who cares wat babbsy does. its his business for f#*k sake. if its a problem im sure that the people at south will sort it out with him! dont believe all the chinese whispers going round coz they just might not be true

 

[Babies Arm]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

i'm thinkin about chucking a sicky on saturday and going down to bakers to watch some cheetah spraying. i'll bring the slab beck, you bring the stretchers for the murray/jones carnage

its the only thing good about playing on sunday this week. I will definatly be goin 2 watch this game. i think there will be a bit of argie bargie, and i wouldnt miss it 4 the world.
(my tip will be stalbans to bat first and make 272/8 and gwc&fc 44/10 and 61/10.)

 

[wrong 'un]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

A-Side........................B-Side
1. B.Haunstein (capt).......................1. R.Kiddle (capt)
2. A.Baars......................................2. C.Bambury...........................
3. G.Talarico.................................. 3. A.Pitts...............................
4. ................................................4. .......................................
5. ....................................... 5. .......................................
6. T.Faulkhead........................ 6. D.Morgan............................
7. ....................................... 7. .......................................
8. ....................................... 8. .......................................
9. ....................................... 9. .......................................
10. ...................................... 10. .......................................
11. G.Harper......................... 11. B.Anderton
12th Man. ............................. 12th Man................................

 

[Badger]

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its the only thing good about playing on sunday this week. I will definatly be goin 2 watch this game. i think there will be a bit of argie bargie, and i wouldnt miss it 4 the world.
(my tip will be stalbans to bat first and make 272/8 and gwc&fc 44/10 and 61/10.)

where are you's playing this week big fella?

 

[Second XI At Best]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Question for all:

Geelong Cricket Association All-star A vs B competition if they ever have one
I'll start off with the captians of each side

A-Side..................................B-Side
1. B.Haunstein (capt).............. 1. R.Kiddle (capt)
2. ....................................... 2. .......................................
3. ....................................... 3. .......................................
4. ....................................... 4. .......................................
5. ....................................... 5. .......................................
6. ....................................... 6. .......................................
7. ....................................... 7. .......................................
8. ....................................... 8. .......................................
9. ....................................... 9. .......................................
10. ...................................... 10. .......................................
11. ...................................... 11. .......................................
12th Man. ............................. 12th Man. ..............................

Here's my side. I have prob left out a few ppl... But would be an effing cracking match!! Some are in based on form, some on reputation alone!

1. G.Kelson........... 1. A.Baars
2. B.Smiljanic........ 2. A.Pitts
3. S.Loftus........... 3. G.Talarico
4. B.Hauenstein (c) 4. C.Bambury
5. A.Clark............. 5. R.Kiddle (c)
6. T.Faulkhead...... 6. D.Morgan
7. M.Hanley (K)..... 7. D.Fanning
8. B.Stacey.......... 8. S.Breuer (k)
9. A.Marsland....... 9. S.Farnsworth
10. G.Harper.......... 10. B.Anderton
11. R.Zanoni.......... 11. C. Ford

12th. Colin Thomspson..... 12th. Coggsy

 

[beckodelay]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

its the only thing good about playing on sunday this week. I will definatly be goin 2 watch this game. i think there will be a bit of argie bargie, and i wouldnt miss it 4 the world.
(my tip will be stalbans to bat first and make 272/8 and gwc&fc 44/10 and 61/10.)

il chuck a couple draughts in the esky4ya babies arm, i wont tell ipl

 

[wrong 'un]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Question for all:

Geelong Cricket Association All-star A vs B competition if they ever have one
I'll start off with the captians of each side

A-Side..................................B-Side
1. B.Haunstein (capt)............. 1. R.Kiddle (capt)
2. ....................................... 2. .......................................
3. ....................................... 3. .......................................
4. ....................................... 4. .......................................
5. ....................................... 5. .......................................
6. ....................................... 6. .......................................
7. ....................................... 7. .......................................
8. ....................................... 8. .......................................
9. ....................................... 9. .......................................
10. ...................................... 10. .......................................
11. ...................................... 11. .......................................
12th Man. ............................. 12th Man. ..............................

Here's my side. I have prob left out a few ppl... But would be an effing cracking match!! Some are in based on form, some on reputation alone!

1. G.Kelson........... 1. A.Baars
2. B.Smiljanic........ 2. A.Pitts
3. S.Loftus........... 3. G.Talarico
4. B.Hauenstein (c) 4. C.Bambury
5. A.Clark............. 5. R.Kiddle (c)
6. T.Faulkhead...... 6. D.Morgan
7. M.Hanley (K)..... 7. D.Fanning
8. B.Stacey.......... 8. S.Breuer (k)
9. A.Marsland....... 9. S.Farnsworth
10. G.Harper.......... 10. B.Anderton
11. R.Zanoni.......... 11. C. Ford

12th. Colin Thomspson..... 12th. Coggsy

What about if it was split into East v West or North v South? that would be the best way IMO

 

[SHANEBOURNEorWARNE]

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We're playing at Breakwater reserve saturday, not at dog shit oval (Bakers oval) thank fukc, feel sorry for our two's that have to avoid all them turds on the ground.

Muzz is fired up this week trust me

 

[Second XI At Best]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

A colleague at work told me there's been more than one problem with Babbsys drinking since he came to South. I got told told on good mail that this is the case, the person who told me plays with your club.

Care to let us know what these things were Babies Arm?

Your "Work Colleague" is smoking crack.

 

[Babies Arm]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

where are you's playing this week big fella?

we play leopold at newtown in a sun/sun. PAINFUL

but the bonus is watchin the supersaints

 

[wrong 'un]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Your "Work Colleague" is smoking crack.

I'll pass that on in the office to him tomorrow

 

[Badger]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

We're playing at Breakwater reserve saturday, not at dog shit oval (Bakers oval) thank fukc, feel sorry for our two's that have to avoid all them turds on the ground.

Muzz is fired up this week trust me

i'll just sit there at point on saturday at fryer's reserve and listen for the distant, faint cry's of cheetah's in pain

 

[cheer_cheer]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

A colleague at work told me there's been more than one problem with Babbsys drinking since he came to South. I got told told on good mail that this is the case, the person who told me plays with your club.

Care to let us know what these things were Babies Arm?

yeah smoking crack If you call South and Babbsy both wanting him to take his cricket more seriously this season then they would be correct. As far as Babbsy causing any issues since at South Barwon then there would be none. It was just disappointing he missed out on playing this week as we could have used his spinning overs in tandem with the Blyth !!

 

[Badger]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

we play leopold at newtown in a sun/sun. PAINFUL

but the bonus is watchin the supersaints

i might bring my young fella down and have a look-see

 

[Knowa]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

A colleague at work told me there's been more than one problem with Babbsys drinking since he came to South. I got told told on good mail that this is the case, the person who told me plays with your club.

Care to let us know what these things were Babies Arm?

Your work colleague must have some inside information on the babb as there has been some issues since arriving at south.

Apparently, there seems to be some trouble with finding a swans cap to fit the great mop of hair. After ordering one in, made especially for the babb in an upmarket chinese sewing factory, it seems to have dissappeared from the shipment. Also missing a helmet with the same shipment!

I have been told by an insider at the club, the shipment went to the man pictured below.

 

[SHANEBOURNEorWARNE]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

we play leopold at newtown in a sun/sun. PAINFUL

but the bonus is watchin the supersaints

Lambda Lambda Fri night

 

[cheer_cheer]

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Leopold v South Barwon @ Newtown on Sunday - match report.

After hearing that Newtown 1st XI had made 263 on the previous day the toss was going to be all important in this game and at around 6:15pm on Sunday night it was pretty much confirmed why ! The wicket was very flat, although it had a slight lean towards the clubroom side, and was pretty much grassless, none the less, Rod Kiddle won the toss after Hornet calling incorrectly again and choose to bat. Ando and Filthy Hunt started very well with both Leopold openers coming back from a Leopold FC football trip on Saturday night (hmmm, I wonder if anyone counted their beers for the day ??) looking a bit shaky early. With two dropped chances going down and a few LBW decisions not going the Swans way it was Filthy breaking through twice in quick succession. The President was then gifted a lucky wicket by bowling his second ball a straight one only to get an edge and the Lions were 3-40 odd with captain Rocket joining club coach Harvey Stephenson at the crease. These two took the score along very slowly with some tight bowling from the Swans who on the Kararchi wicket decided to see if the ball would reverse swing. I think it actually did one ball !! Anyway Hornet removed Harvey and by tea the Lions went in about 4-100 with the majority of the runs coming from some bad balls which sped away on the superfast outfield. Marshall and Rocket continued after the break with Marshall continually frustrating the Prez with some talented leaving outside off stump. hehe. Then when he finally got an edge it fell agonisingly short in front of Fordy at first slip. It was then Fordy which struck as he usually does in his first couple of overs to take out Marshall but this meant that the two Kiddle brothers were reunited one more time. A bit of power hitting from Darren took the score towards and past the 200 mark only to see Filthy come back on to trap Darren in front for 30 odd. Stowy came in and batted with Rocket for awhile but while batting did his calf which might be interesting to see if he can bowl this week, and needed a runner. Nat Blyth bowled a few tight overs and claimed the wicket of Stow, but no one could stop Rocket as he continued on towards his ton. Just when the score looked like being around270-280 Rocket exploded with the last two overs, and smashed "You Rang", yes "You Rang" for two big sixes. The second one actually landing on the roof of the Hornet's family car !! hehe. The final over again had 14 plus scored off it with Luke Murray hitting one of the boundaries. And that was it, a tough day at the office for the Swans but they kept at it for most of the day but could not get Rocket out. Hopefully this Sunday's forecast stays true and we might see a close game with wickets in hand at the tea break and a chase down after that. No doubt with Zanoni, Scrobalak (sorry spelling) all out and with Stow under a cloud you might see plenty of overs from Shannon Noll look alike Dean Armstrong and Rocket !!

 

[Babies Arm]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Lambda Lambda Fri night

on the cards. same as sat nite. start at the break at happy hour.

 

[cheer_cheer]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Your work colleague must have some inside information on the babb as there has been some issues since arriving at south.

Apparently, there seems to be some trouble with finding a swans cap to fit the great mop of hair. After ordering one in, made especially for the babb in an upmarket chinese sewing factory, it seems to have dissappeared from the shipment. Also missing a helmet with the same shipment!

I have been told by an insider at the club, the shipment went to the man pictured below.

hehe, this is an absolute classic !!

 

[Cheetahs2008]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

i'm thinkin about chucking a sicky on saturday and going down to bakers to watch some cheetah spraying. i'll bring the slab beck, you bring the stretchers for the murray/jones carnage

1.Take photos of mauled Cheetahs
2.Post photos on bigcricket
3.Great success!

h8 2b stalbans numba3 bowler wont be requird sat
murry 5, jones3 ... 2 retird hurt. 1 broke tooth, otha broken arm LOL

Bunch of tossers, we will see

 

[beckodelay]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Leopold v South Barwon @ Newtown on Sunday - match report.

(hmmm, I wonder if anyone counted their beers for the day ??)

No doubt with Zanoni, Scrobalak (sorry spelling) all out and with Stow under a cloud you might see plenty of overs from Shannon Noll look alike Dean Armstrong and Rocket !!

STOP THE THRED!!!!!! leopold playas drunk on satdy, abandon game!

cmon wrong'un, wats fair4 1side has2b fair4the other1. or r u just ere to slag off the swans!?! c playas get drunk b4 games all the time, the amont of playas i see at lambys/bc on a fri night drunk wood astonish u!!!!
mayb wen ya old enuff, ya can cum wit uncie beckodelay, wil bring the mrs along also, and u can c wit ya own eyes
swans shood chase th@ down wit ease wit skroooooooooobba out (prob got visitin day at barwon) n y isnt zanoni playin? stowy wnt pst his use b d8 along time ago

 

[Cheetahs2008]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Theres a chance Broken tooth may walk (fall) onto his stumps so murray probably another one.

12:25pm sat
opena cheetah 1 2 cheetah 2 "cmon mate just get thru this new ball then theyre got nothin"
both cheetahs look2the "pavillion" @ bakers oval onli 2 c 9 blokes whited& fully geared up, helmets, chest protectors, arm guards, mouthguards.
all petrified & sh!tting emselves
cheetah 2 "yeah yeah yeah we c c c c can do it"
cheetah 1 "y ya stuttering"
cheetah 2 "cos im cheetas2008 & im sh!ttin meself, murry bowls heat n rebel ran out of chest protectors"
cheetah 1 "ahhhh f*ck we playin st albans?!? the bloke im replacing said we had teesdale, f*ck this im outta ere, murry bowls waaaaaaaay2fast4me" kicks his stumps ova
4 batsmen wit their gear on r seen cryin playin paper, scissors rock to c who has2bat next.
becko and the badger sittin bak watchn grown men cry. LOL'ing

Go CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAHS!!

LOL LOL


4da record 1:17pm 10 cheetah wikets down wit 38 on the bored!!

its the only thing good about playing on sunday this week. I will definatly be goin 2 watch this game. i think there will be a bit of argie bargie, and i wouldnt miss it 4 the world.
(my tip will be stalbans to bat first and make 272/8 and gwc&fc 44/10 and 61/10.)

I can't wait for the game now I swear you think Murray worrys us? He aint even that quick seen him bowl last year, no quicker than your average seamer really.

Look forward to eating humble pie you bunch of knuckleheads.

 

[beckodelay]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

I'll pass that on in the office to him tomorrow

the pres, opena bowla and 2nd teamer hav all denied this "rumour" so in the glong cup spirit................ stop tryin2flog a dead horse!!

 

[Babies Arm]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

I can't wait for the game now I swear you think Murray worrys us? He aint even that quick seen him bowl last year, no quicker than your average seamer really.

Look forward to eating humble pie you bunch of knuckleheads.

mate, i will never eat humble pie, especially from u.

i cant see into the future so i dont know wat will happen, that was just my opinion. your club is just a sh*t club with worse blokes and u come on here sprouting about urselves.

Im sure i speak for everyone by saying i hope u get ur heads knocked off and u field in 35 degree heat all day next week.

 

[beckodelay]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Ive has a few beers with none other than the great Brett Anderton, he played at the Canberra Comets a few years back, he's a real celebrity down my way.

this made me LOL in the criketers i have met bit! y did dinosaur m&b train wit the odi ozzie team?!?!?

 

[beckodelay]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

I can't wait for the game now I swear you think Murray worrys us? He aint even that quick seen him bowl last year, no quicker than your average seamer really.

Look forward to eating humble pie you bunch of knuckleheads.

Cheetah 7 ina tac tv a comercial after murry nockd em out bowlin bouncers.
"if i j j ju just didnt sledge m mu mu mu murry, i i wood woodnt be like this today"
gettin spoon fed weetbix by a nurse, dribblin down ya neck.
wata bunch of waaaanka's the cheetahs realy r.
i ave no doubt in me mind tht cheetas2008 is the same bloke as GWCFC_BPCA PREMIERS2008 so im takin those stupid posts in2considertion aswell.
cannot wait for satdy, wat time does buckleys open?!? mite sneak'n there b4 the big1 to get a bet on, which wil also happen to be afta i have seen 8 wikets & 2 retired hurts from the GWCFC_BPCA_PREMIERS_CHEETAHS_2008!
if ur sucha supastar cheetas2008 tell us who u r so muzza knows wich one to bounce, cos im sure ya teamates r readn this bitin there nails goin "we r fukd, wish this c*nt wood stop postin"

(x infinity)

 

[Dinosaur_Maroon&Blue]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Was given a Promo trip by CUB, was flown to Allan Border Field in Queensland and spent the afternoon with Aussie one day squad followed with a BBQ...

 

[cheer_cheer]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

The build up to this game is massive, all because one un-named Cheetahs supporter has pumped his club up. I would hope this guy actually plays in the side and he has not just sent his mates to the slaughter. If West actually do play as well as he has built them up then it will be a great game. The Saints must be favourites but funnier things have happened. Come next week it will either be a record number of posts from Cheetahs 2008 or we will not hear from him for a few weeks. Only time will tell.

 

[beckodelay]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Was given a Promo trip by CUB, was flown to Allan Border Field in Queensland and spent the afternoon with Aussie one day squad followed with a BBQ...

sounds unreal. did ya train or jst watch them train?!?

 

[beckodelay]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

on the cards. same as sat nite. start at the break at happy hour.

got2weara hi-vis vest2get in there

 

[Dinosaur_Maroon&Blue]

Re: Geelong Cricket '08/'09(gca/bpca)

Trained.. no net sessions with them of course, but did fielding drills with them, and a few other games. it was a promo deal but very hands on boof lehmann gave lessons on playing a cover drive. have some great photos.